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XXX: State of the Union
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A man and his ever nagging wife were on a holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The funeral company told the man that it would cost $4500 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem. The husband said, "Ship her home." Shocked, the undertaker asked, "But sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?" The husband replied, "A long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead.... I can't take the chance!"
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While inspecting the honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. "What is this for?" she asks her husband. "If you put a quarter in," he says, reaching into his pocket, "the bed starts vibrating." "Save your money," she says. "When you're a quarter in, I start vibrating."
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Feel myself watching this apartment less and less. Yes they are putting on a show for viewers but just getting boring now, just another one to add to the Not Real Life pile
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Yes Watched your partner with someone else?
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Yo momma so lazy she won the Netflix marathon Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach Yo momma's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them Yo momma so stank, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners Yo momma is such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost Yo momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror Michael Jackson sings beat it
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Change of underwear needed for this driver lol
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Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite Yo momma is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license Yo momma is so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper
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Yo momma is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
