Sir_Lurxalot Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 This thread is gold! +1 spyker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloner Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Spyker, these are great fun. Thank you very much. I don't know how I could have missed them so long, first time I've seen them this morning. To encourage you to do more, I've attempted my own following your example, but without your ability. Lola Age: 62 Languages: Ukrainian, Russian, the international language of sex Hobbies: Ukrainian chair dancing champion, all Caucasus champion for standing on men's penises in high heels Lola started her career aged 14, when she discovered that she didn't have to sell her own body to the boys for sex any more, she could rent out her school friends and make a tidy percentage on their efforts. By sixth form she was spending most of her time liaising with the Masters of the local boys schools, catering for their every peccadillo from amongst her friends, and taking her percentage of course. This came to an abrupt end when one of her girls overdosed on top of a visiting school inspector. Sent to prison, Lola seduced the governor and the lady warders, and was soon making her percentage by renting out the young and beautiful inmates to local factories, while the older inmates took over their tasks at the machines so no one noticed the drop in production. This attention to detail soon brought her to the notice of the local drugs baron, a notably hairy thug who hid his violent nature under a seemingly kind and helpful demeanour. He funded Lola's move to Amsterdam, where she set up the infamous Hell Fire Dominatrix club. ( see news reports on untimely death of Prime Minister of Sweden). At this time she gave birth and instead of the hairy boy that she feared had beautiful baby girl, thin with unusually pouty lips. Ever the businesswoman, baby was given up for adoption. The resulting postnatal depression caused Lola to make an unaccustomed mistake: she left feared Ukrainian mobster, Gimi Urkash, now boyfriend to Megan (see Megan's recent letter) chained to the wall longer than he had requested. The beating he gave her destroyed her body and left her for dead. She spent her life savings having her body recreated in an experimental process under development in secret laboratories in Russia. Initially successful, the reverse embalming process is beginning to deteriorate, having a leathery look, and the face to deconstruct. Carolina Age: 28 Languages: Ukrainian, Italian, English, Russian, learning Spanish and Mandarin Hobbies: doing Charlie, meeting elderly gentleman, adding to her collection of €50 notes Carolina was adopted as a baby by a lovely couple who adored her thin frame and unusually pouty lips. They gave her much love, and she led a blameless life, but by accident was found by the headmistress in bed with the school hockey captain's head between her legs. All would have been forgiven for such a lovely girl if the school chaplain hadn't got his appointment mixed up and turned up at the same time. Her beauty opened many doors, and she holds the current record for number one company People's Tank Division: most men fucked in a lunch hour (73). Her pay for this, 43 Euro, got her an EasyJet flight to Amsterdam. The People's Tank Division commander, a hairy man, had taken a close interest in her and he gave her an introduction to his good friend Mme Lola. Carolina at once felt that here was the mother she had never had, and joined Lola's other little vixens, as Lola called them. Stella Age: 26 Languages: has an implanted chip with the Google Babel Fish device currently still under secret development. Hobbies: a working agent has no hobbies. Petty bourgeois frivolities will be banned in the New World order. All record of Stella's early life has been sealed under the 50 year rule for national security. A heavily rectified document, with most details blacked out, was found online recently. It reads as follows: Agent Vera Kinki has been awarded gold medal with two stars. Trained from childhood by Glorious Seminar for World Domination to take part and observe but to have no feelings whatsoever, this heroine's mission is to subvert major world business organisations, gaining evidence of corrupt sexual deviation and recidivist drugtaking among leading business figures, for blackmail, coercive control, and negotiation advantage. She is presently on secondment learning the skills of being a Dominatrix. Our Glorious leader's plan is to set her up with her own establishments in New York and London. Partially trained operatives, codenames Megan and Rebecca, are already under cover in both cities scoping opportunities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heywood Jablowmie Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 very innovative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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