Scotsman84 Posted July 27, 2016 Author Share Posted July 27, 2016 What's the difference between a ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted July 28, 2016 Author Share Posted July 28, 2016 Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armour. I just so happen to be wearing the armour of God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted August 1, 2016 Author Share Posted August 1, 2016 I heard your good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted August 1, 2016 Author Share Posted August 1, 2016 Is your dad a Preacher? Cause girl you're a Blessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 If you were a Transformer, you'd be a hot-obot, called Optimus Fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 Lets play Titanic. You be the ocean and I'll go down on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Do you want to suck my Garlic and Herb Do you want to suck my Cheddar Chesse Do you want to suck my Spicy Sasuage Do you want to suck my Pepperoni Basically a variety of choices but we know what it ends up as do you want to suck my? I let you guys figure that out i know the girls can figure it out lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowArt Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted November 18, 2016 Author Share Posted November 18, 2016 Hey Lets Play Carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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