Funny/Cheesy Pick Up Lines:

[Scotsman84]

Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you. 

[skippy]

do you have a freind ?

 

that could intraduse you to me

[Scotsman84]

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day. 

[Scotsman84]

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. 

[Rob1]

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

[Rob1]

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

[Rob1]

You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick

[debbieja]

Some of these are cringe worthy!!!!

[Scotsman84]

Some of these are cringe worthy!!!!

There's worse lol 

[Scotsman84]

Hey can i follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams." 

[Scotsman84]

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off. 

[skippy]

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. 

my head is hurting laughing at this one..

 

i bet you are a scream to go out for a drink with?

[Scotsman84]

my head is hurting laughing at this one..

 

i bet you are a scream to go out for a drink with?

I dont drink mate lol 

[Scotsman84]

Are you a cigarette?  Because you are smoking hot, and i want to put your butt in my mouth. 

[Scotsman84]

The word of the day is Legs, wanna go back to mine and spread the word?