Scotsman84 Posted July 25, 2016 Author Posted July 25, 2016 I'm a great swimmer can i demonstrate the breast stroke. Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 25, 2016 Author Posted July 25, 2016 Im jealous of your dress ( "Why " ) Brcause it's touching your body , and I'm not. Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 25, 2016 Author Posted July 25, 2016 What time do you have to be back in heaven? Lol ffs Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 25, 2016 Author Posted July 25, 2016 One for the Ladies Mean one. Whip it out and show me what you got, so i can save the Disappointment from later. Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 25, 2016 Author Posted July 25, 2016 You work at a post office? Cause i saw you checking out my package. Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 25, 2016 Author Posted July 25, 2016 You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and i just want it for one night. Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 25, 2016 Author Posted July 25, 2016 What's the speed limit of sex? ( What? ) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around! Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 26, 2016 Author Posted July 26, 2016 I was so enchanted by your beauty that i ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 26, 2016 Author Posted July 26, 2016 Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! Quote
Rob1 Posted July 26, 2016 Posted July 26, 2016 Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them! Scotsman84 1 Quote
Rob1 Posted July 26, 2016 Posted July 26, 2016 Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight! Quote
Rob1 Posted July 26, 2016 Posted July 26, 2016 Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi. Quote
Rob1 Posted July 26, 2016 Posted July 26, 2016 I would tell you a joke about my penis....buts its too long Scotsman84 1 Quote
Rob1 Posted July 26, 2016 Posted July 26, 2016 I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free Scotsman84 1 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 27, 2016 Author Posted July 27, 2016 Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants Quote
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