I'm a great swimmer can i demonstrate the breast stroke. 

Im jealous of your dress ( "Why " )  Brcause it's touching your body , and I'm not. 

What time do you have to be back in heaven?  Lol ffs 

One for the Ladies Mean one. Whip it out and show me what you got, so i can save the Disappointment from later. 

You work at a post office? Cause i saw you checking out my package. 

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and i just want it for one night. 

What's the speed limit of sex?  ( What? ) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around! 

I was so enchanted by your beauty that i ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. 

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! 

Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!

Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi.

I would tell you a joke about my penis....buts its too long

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants