Funny/Cheesy Pick Up Lines:

[Scotsman84]

What's the difference between a ferrari and an erection?  I don't have a Ferrari.

[Scotsman84]

Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armour. I just so happen to be wearing the armour of God. 

[Scotsman84]

I heard your good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y 

[Scotsman84]

Is your dad a Preacher? Cause girl you're a Blessing. 

[Scotsman84]

If you were a Transformer, you'd be a hot-obot, called Optimus Fine 

[Scotsman84]

Lets play Titanic.

 

You be the ocean and I'll go down on you. 

[Rob1]

Do you want to suck my Garlic and Herb

Do you want to suck my Cheddar Chesse

Do you want to suck my Spicy Sasuage 

Do you want to suck my Pepperoni

 

Basically a variety of choices but we know what it ends up as do you want to suck my? I let you guys figure that out i know the girls can figure it out lol.

[Scotsman84]

So we're friends now,  when do the benefits kick in?

[CowArt]

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

[Scotsman84]

Hey Lets Play Carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.