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@iloner: Don't worry about it, the longer the posts, the better.

@iloner: My subscription with a pre-paid card expires on the 20th, it's topped up, so should renew, I'll let you know how it works out.

Zombies. Now what, we go back?

Obese people

Locusts

I could say a lot, but I suggest you just hit the botton marked "shoutbox" on the top right of the screen, say hi and join in on the fun.

Stingray

Congrats @Rob for this milestone.

A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?" "What! Are you crazy!" "Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend. "No! Someone might see us..." "It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it." "No! I said no!" "Baby... don't be like that." Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."

Telling

@footboy: Just venturing a guess here, but could it be you have a thing for feet? Not into feet myself so much, but keep up the good work, it's entertaining.

Please only post positive comments and be respectful Welcome to Barcelona and Reallifecam Amy. Thank you for sharing a bit of your life with us, I hope you will have a good time with Lola and Megan.

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said, "OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"

@aladdin: Paid member at reallifecam or reallifecamfan? Two very different things.

Personally, I couldn't give a r*ts ass if there are free cams or not, I can see all the rooms anyway. But a fail to see the logic behind free cams in some apts and none in other. It's good advertising for RLC, when I browse some other, non RLC-related websites, a popup sometimes throws me directly in one of the free rooms, I think pornhub had a these popups for a while. Now, back to the logic. If RLC is using the free rooms for advertising, why not open up at least one cam at K&K, a livingroom cam for example. We know K&K don't get up to much, but unsuspecting visitors will see two hot chicks in skimpy outfits and might get interested. Same thing with the new Lola-apt. Why not open up one of the livingroom cams? Ofcourse the folks at RLC-HQ are all highly educated and must have thought this through, and I'm just a dimwit perving on the cams, but it doesn't make sense to me.

Welcome back Lola!

A little past 7PM, and Lola is out the door with all of her stuff, and half the groceries from the kitchen. Thank you Lola, for sharing almost two weeks of your life with us. I wish you the very best, be safe, and I hope you will visit us again soon.

Looks like we will be losing Lola today or tomorrow, she is packing her things as I write this. Man, did she bring a lot of stuff for only just under two weeks. I'm sorry to see her go, I wasn't quite done watching her yet.

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"

A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn't because she didn't have any clothes on. He replies, "Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!" She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, I think he's too far in."

Let just stick with Elvis and it's girlfriend then.

@temp: You could be right about Sabrina being Elvis... I've mixed them up before. Maybe somebody who's 100% sure can help us out.

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me." The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry.'

A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That's a good piece of fir." "Correct, says the manager, now try this one." "Thats a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager. With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused, says the blind man, Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, youre trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. Its the shit house door off a tuna boat!"