CowArt

An American businessman is entertaining some overseas business guests on the golf course. The first guest, who is from Italy, tees off and hits a good shot 200 yards down the fairway. As the American businessman knows a small amount of Italian he says: “Buon tiroâ€, which means “Good shotâ€. The Italian businessman replies: “Grazieâ€. The second guest, who is from France, tees off and hits a fantastic shot that lands on the green thirty feet from the hole. As the American businessman knows a small amount of French he says: “Tir fantastiqueâ€, which means “Fantastic shotâ€. The French businessman replies: “Merciâ€. The third guest, who is from Japan, tees off and amazingly the ball goes straight in the hole, a hole in one! The American businessman doesn’t know many Japanese words or phrases but when he dated a Japanese girl during his overseas business trips she used to moan when he made love to her and she would shout out “Ura-ana, ura-anaâ€, and which he repeats to his Japanese guest. The Japanese businessman replies: “What do you mean, wrong hole?â€

A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he killing him. The cowboy can do nothing, but obey them. The Chief comes up to him and asks: - What do you want for your first wish? - I want talk to my horse, - replies the cowboy. The Chief allows him to talk to the horse. The cowboy whispers in its ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with a naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed, so they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbles out of the teepee, tucking in his shirt. The Chief asks him once again: - What do you want for your second wish? - I want to talk to my horse, - once again replies the cowboy. Again, the cowboy whispers in the horse’s ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed indeed. So, once again, they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. The cowboy stumbles out a little while later. The chief comes up to the cowboy and asks: - So, what do you want for your last third wish? - I want to talk to my horse, - for the third time replies the cowboy. He grabs the horse by the ears and yells @ it: - You stupid animal, I said POSSE, POSSE not PUSSY!!!

Two guys sneak into a farmer's orchard and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your ass." The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh. "Why are you laughing?" asks the farmer. And the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons!â€

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.â€

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says. "For what?" The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute." The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money." The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda. Look it up." She is about to protest when the panda hands her the dictionary. The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary, and it reads, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves.â€

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?†The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.†The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.†The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?†“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.â€

Welcome Lola, and thank you for sharing a bit of your life with us. Haven't really seen you with Ilona or Irma yet, but you seem to be getting along nicely with Polya. Enjoy your stay!

There always the Windows Magnifier ("WINDOWS"-key and "+"-key)

RLC is holding him hostage somewhere? Should we set up a search party?

Has anyone heard from him since that one glorious weekend when he joined?

Danaya, Adele and a non-RLC friend of them.

All credit goes the original uploader, Corboblanc from camcaps.net. Zip-file, 4 videos (warning, large file, 1GB) from the party last week. An assortment of nudity and two of the guest couples having sex in the tub. (The Video Content is No Longer Accessible)

@Mtz5534, thanks for the vid, and the others you posted, but could you upload to another site? That site is a popup/popunder hell.

Many thanks @woods71 for the vids, they put on a nice show again. @egonmaier: That was not "another male guest", that was Efim for sure. Okay, he grew some sorry excuse for a beard and his hair is a bit longer than some months ago, but I am 100% positive that's Efim.

Didn't realise there are no free cams in the V&T apt until just now.

You should really go check the Vanessa & Thomas apt now then. I'm pretty sure the guests that have been there for two nights are Vanessa's mom and dad.

@badboy55: It's even weirder than that. They implemented the protection of intellectual property and started banning subscribers after they sold RLC, but before the actual transfer. This sound more like a kid who got told that he had to give his favorite toy to his little brother and breaks it, so neither can play with it. Maybe some angry RLC-employees who already know they're getting kicked to the curb after the transfer are trying to create as much damage while they're they can still reach the buttons..

Sorry to hear your account got suspended. Post your cellnumber here and I'll send you a cake with a shovel hidden in it.

And there's Nelly's smile at the camera:

A couple of minutes ago, N&K's cute guest in the shower. Yes girl, us pervs are watching you.

Same here, it's shocking the first time that happens. I think the first time that happened to me was when I watched N&B having sex in the bathroom, and Nelly looked directly into to the cam, smiling, afterwards. I felt like a was caught doing something bad.

Bye Carla & Mario, hope the two of you will be happy together again soon.

Only found one in my collection so far

Taking the bus or the subway is beneath her?