King Hamlet
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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father. "Nope," comes dads reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."
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Neil Armstrong
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Traci Lords
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Fish Merchant
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. Yo momma so stupid, when told she had lost her mind, she went looking for it. Yo momma so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet are K.F.C! Yo momma so ugly, the army doesn't use guns any more - they use her picture. Yo momma so poor the ducks throw bread at her. Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Could have been deadly for both.
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John Lennon
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Yes Have you ever masturbated or had sex in public park?
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