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King Hamlet

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  1. Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he had hit it. He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that he should take uncle Ted. Joe said, "But Ted is 80 years old and half senile!" His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible. Joe agreed and took Ted along. He teed off and could feel he had hit it solidly. He asked Ted, "Do you see it?" Ted nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!" Joe excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!" Ted said, "Hmmm. I forget."
  2. Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it's damned near impossible. If it wasn't for marriage, women would spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers.
  3. Seen a few chatting about respect and think your definition of RESPECT is different from mine and others. If your not sure try using something called a DICTIONARY.
  4. Problem is some think their opinion means more than others.
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