Dashturbation, (Dashturbate, Dashturbating)

 

Dashturbation...is a term which refers refers to the self indulgent and self satisfying sexual activities undertaken by Dasha, usually after Demid has left the apartment. As Demid is both a vigorous and voracious lover, pounding Dasha relentlessly for hour after hour of skin chaffing and vaginal bruising fun, so craven and carnal have her masturbation needs become, she will often resort to her finger, pornography, fruit & veg and any other available household appliance or object to successfully bring herself off.

 

Although consensus is split on how hot she is (she is hot by the way)... everyone agrees that watching her masturbate is one of the highlights of RLC, indeed one of the hottest things I have ever seen is her Dashturbating with a banana.

 

Usage in the shout box - although in most situations "Dashturbation lounge" would be descriptive enough, it would also be helpful to include details of what she is masturbating with e.g. "Dashturbation Bathroom Loofer" or "Dashturbation Kitchen Microwave" or even "Dasturbation Lounge Ficus (which is a type of pot plant, in haste pot plant will suffice rather than googling the species and latin name of the plant).

 

NOTE: As her masturbation has become legendary on this forum, it is probably better in all honesty to say fuck everyone in the shoutbox, record her masturbating and knock one out yourself whilst waiting for her to finish, then just post the video in the gallery, it being what everyone is waiting for anyway.  

Here are a couple of Dashturbation stills provided (with the permission of  and) courtesy of hotwal(gallery mod)...

 

note the clever usage of the banana in the second photograph

 

 

Pauling taken to a new level.. picking his nose and her ass at the same time

AND switch his hands every 5 minutes

Dasha and her masturbation  turns into ation..  Dashturbation... is a term good idea and new words really helpful to understand with our under to stand.

 

At present there are so may gens....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mariboner

 

Not to be confused with Marylebone (which is a railway station on the UK version of Monopoly), Mariboner (Mario and Boner) is a term used to describe Mario's constant state of sexual arousal. If you visit chez Mar-la, at any point during the day, and I do mean any point, 99.9% of the time Mario will be sporting a massive erection, which he will go to great lengths to alleviate. Methods for which include getting Carla to play with it,  getting Carla's cat to play with it, playing with it himself, sticking it in Carla and also spunking into the bath, when he thinks no one is looking.

 

So frequent are his erections, and I shit you not when I say this, this evening he was erect and fucking Carla on the sofa... less that 45 minutes after fucking her for a good 10-15 minutes in the shower. Should you ever find yourself visiting Carla and Mario's apartment, it is highly recommended that you don safety glasses before going inside, just in case you need to kneel or bend over forward, and it twings out of his pants and inadvertently pokes your eye out.

  

Oh yes and when I said get the cat to play with it... I meant it...

Dazzan, your description made me laugh really loud. It was from a long time this didnt happen and had to change my idea about Dash. My old opinion was that the couple was in the apartment because they are friends of someone of the RLC owner/staff. Thanks to you I will pay more attention to Dasha's fingers

P.S. Any comment about previous couples will be really appreciated

Thanks Dazzan. .this is definitely one of the best posts on this site... for those of us who've been around for a while.

Hilarious...

Could one then follow Dasturbation  by going down the list to find Mashturbation? The possibilities are mind blowing!

Bogdan (Bogdaning, Bogdaned)

 

It is written somewhere (or so they say) that men are unable to multi task, there are of course a few exceptions to this, the main one being to Bogdan or Bogdaning, in the terms of our little forum anyway.

 

To Bogdan is the act of fucking Nelly's brains out with her bent over the back of a piece of furniture, usually the sofa (and here is the multitasking bit) whilst simultaneously moving said sofa across the room. The success (or failure) of a Bogdaning is not judged by whether or not one or both of the participants climax...but is instead best judged by the distance the sofa travels across the floor during the session.

 

To illustrate my point I have attached a couple of BEFORE and AFTER photo's that demonstrate a successful Bogdaning.

 

(NOTE.. the sofa back has disappeared in the second (after) photo)

Further before and after photos

 

Note the distance the sofa has moved... that was one fuck of a Bogdaning

 

 

LOVE THIS...MORE MORE MORE....XO