spyker Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 Hey all, So I was thinking, with the tenants of the RLC apartments mostly speaking languages that the majority of us probably don't understand, and there being no information available for any of them, why not create bio's for them? Here's how it works: you choose an apartment and create a bio on each person living there (Current tenants only), you don't have to try to be accurate, be creative, this is purely for fun and entertainment, just make sure you cover everyone in that apartment. you can try to make a "true" bio based on your own observations if you would like, but please make note of it, so people know that it is observation based rather than pure fiction. Everyone can do each apartment once, if you've done an apartment and come up with something better, you have to remove your original post on that apartment before adding a new one. Feel free to borrow ideas from other people, but try not to copy other people completely, or repeat the same thing about the same person that everyone else is saying (i.e. paul picking his nose all the time) or it will get boring fast. Set the Bio up however you would like but try to have 5-10 pieces of information on each Tenant... I hope everyone likes this idea and has fun with it. I'll go first: Girls Apartment: Irma: Age:22 Native Language: Ukrainian Relationship Status: Single (but trying very hard to win over Ilona's panties) Occupation: Unemployed Porn actress/former child star Reason for participating in RLC: Make a name for herself in internet based adult entertainment, so that she will get noticed by producers and resume her career of making porn movies. Personal History: Irma started her acting career at the age of 11, starring in a Ukrainian Sitcom, "Ivan's House". As the youngest daughter of the Title character, Irma captured audiences and stole the show with her youthful innocence, her quick wit, and a penchant for off the wall one liners. Irma then went on to star in several big screen and made for TV movies. Rumors started following her about alcohol abuse around the age of 16, leading to a decrease in acting work, until two weeks after her 18th birthday when a homemade sex tape surfaced showing Irma entangled in bed with former co-star Ivana Rubniki (the actress that played her older sister in "Ivan's House") and an unknown man estimated to be in his early 50's. It was at this point that Irma stopped receiving acting jobs, and turned to the adult film industry, where she thrived for nearly 3 years until once again falling from stardom, being replaced by younger and more attractive girls. Interests/Hobby's: Social Networking sites, obsessive cell phone usage, naked girls, watching other girls bathe, pottery, reading horror novels, Late night internet usage (web searches and social networking) Interesting fact{s}: Irma once won a hot dog eating contest, while vacationing with her parents in Kentucky, USA, at the age of 13. Irma secretly wants to become a vampire and spends a lot of time late at night searching online for a vampire to turn her. Anna Age: 23 Native Language: Ukrainian Occupation: Retired Go-Go dancer and Night Club promoter Reason for participating in RLC: Free room and board, meet new people, exploring the freedom of a life without responsibilities, piss off her parents, Personal History: Anna grew up in a wealthy home. Her parents forced her to study the arts, starting as soon as she could walk, she was enrolled in classes including ballet, piano, cello, (horse back) riding, and gymnastics, and tennis (to name a few). Spending more time with her tutors and personal trainers than her parents, she began to resent her upbringing and as soon as she was old enough, she moved out on her own to live an independent life away from her parents (although she didn't hesitate to bring her personal check book, which allowed her access to a very large portion of her parents money). Anna discovered a love for thigh high stiletto boots, spending almost her entire trust fund on every pair she could find, she soon found a way to make money wearing these boots, dancing in night clubs, and later began promoting special events as a way to support her boot wearing/buying addiction. Being a tall girl to begin with, the extra height added by a 6 inch stiletto heel caused some issues for Anna, the worse of which was the night she got her hair stuck in a light fixture causing a domino effect leading to the fire that burnt the club she was working at to burn to the ground. It was on this night, Anna removed her boots, and formally quit everything related to her night club related career. Over the next two years, Anna went back to her parents in order to enjoy a life with their money again, deciding to attempt going to University, dropping out 3 times before discovering a new way to anger her parents, taking a contract with a website called Reallifecams.com Interests/Hobby's: Selling off her extensive collection of go-go boots on Ebay, finding new and exciting ways to embarrass and upset her parents, watching (but not participating in) girl on girl activities, staying up/sleeping late, playing the trumpet, traveling to Spain every year to participate in the running of the bulls, watching American television while making up her own dialog. Interesting fact: Anna spent an entire summer working as a drug mule, when her parents had (temporarily) cut her off, in order to pay rent. Rumor has it she still holds the cartel record for most bags "carried" at once. At one point in her life Anna seriously considered pursuing a career in the WNBA, but gave up on it when she found out she would have to maintain a normal sleeping schedule. Ilona A.K.A. I-lona Age: Actual Age Unknown (estimated to be 21) Native Language: Ukrainian Occupation: Aspiring underwear model Reason for participating in RLC: It was either this, or be homeless Personal History: Not much is known about Ilona's past. She was raised by nuns in a convent, after being abandoned as a child. Her life in the convent is a mystery, nothing is known about this time until the very end, when she was thrown out for seducing a young nun into her bed just days after the young sister had taken her vows. Within days of her exit from the convent, Ilona was discovered by a modeling scout and offered a contract posing in sports bras and athletic underwear for an online catalog. While she is not the most successful, or highest paid underwear model, Ilona has maintained a career of regular modeling work, posing for seasonal catalogs (mostly spring and summer) for several online clothing retailers. Personal interests/Hobby's: Sleeping, heavy lap top usage, dancing, cooking, dancing naked, cooking naked, dancing naked while cooking, long bubble baths, sleeping, taking selfies, looking in mirrors, , dancing while looking in mirrors, being a tease, sleeping, spending the day in her underwear, camping, hiking, fishing, white water rafting, collecting obscure comic books, watching kitten videos on youtube Interesting fact{s}: Ilona's payment for her last modeling job was a year's worth of athletic bras and underwear, they never bothered telling her that it was 365 sets of the same bra and underwear. As unbelievable as it might be, Ilona is the only current RLC tenant that has never seen or touched a penis. Ok, so there's my bio page for the girls of the girls apartment. Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with for the different places, and I hope you all have fun with this... Up next: Leora and Paul. Blakfyre, Beefeater67, reallifecamfan51 and 4 others 7 Quote
toolmaker123 Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 Hey all, So I was thinking, with the tenants of the RLC apartments mostly speaking languages that the majority of us probably don't understand, and there being no information available for any of them, why not create bio's for them? Here's how it works: you choose an apartment and create a bio on each person living there (Current tenants only), you don't have to try to be accurate, be creative, this is purely for fun and entertainment, just make sure you cover everyone in that apartment. you can try to make a "true" bio based on your own observations if you would like, but please make note of it, so people know that it is observation based rather than pure fiction. Everyone can do each apartment once, if you've done an apartment and come up with something better, you have to remove your original post on that apartment before adding a new one. Feel free to borrow ideas from other people, but try not to copy other people completely, or repeat the same thing about the same person that everyone else is saying (i.e. paul picking his nose all the time) or it will get boring fast. Set the Bio up however you would like but try to have 5-10 pieces of information on each Tenant... I hope everyone likes this idea and has fun with it. I'll go first: Girls Apartment: Irma: Age:22 Native Language: Ukrainian Relationship Status: Single (but trying very hard to win over Ilona's panties) Occupation: Unemployed Porn actress/former child star Reason for participating in RLC: Make a name for herself in internet based adult entertainment, so that she will get noticed by producers and resume her career of making porn movies. Personal History: Irma started her acting career at the age of 11, starring in a Ukrainian Sitcom, "Ivan's House". As the youngest daughter of the Title character, Irma captured audiences and stole the show with her youthful innocence, her quick wit, and a penchant for off the wall one liners. Irma then went on to star in several big screen and made for TV movies. Rumors started following her about alcohol abuse around the age of 16, leading to a decrease in acting work, until two weeks after her 18th birthday when a homemade sex tape surfaced showing Irma entangled in bed with former co-star Ivana Rubniki (the actress that played her older sister in "Ivan's House") and an unknown man estimated to be in his early 50's. It was at this point that Irma stopped receiving acting jobs, and turned to the adult film industry, where she thrived for nearly 3 years until once again falling from stardom, being replaced by younger and more attractive girls. Interests/Hobby's: Social Networking sites, obsessive cell phone usage, naked girls, watching other girls bathe, pottery, reading horror novels, Late night internet usage (web searches and social networking) Interesting fact{s}: Irma once won a hot dog eating contest, while vacationing with her parents in Kentucky, USA, at the age of 13. Irma secretly wants to become a vampire and spends a lot of time late at night searching online for a vampire to turn her. Anna Age: 23 Native Language: Ukrainian Occupation: Retired Go-Go dancer and Night Club promoter Reason for participating in RLC: Free room and board, meet new people, exploring the freedom of a life without responsibilities, piss off her parents, Personal History: Anna grew up in a wealthy home. Her parents forced her to study the arts, starting as soon as she could walk, she was enrolled in classes including ballet, piano, cello, (horse back) riding, and gymnastics, and tennis (to name a few). Spending more time with her tutors and personal trainers than her parents, she began to resent her upbringing and as soon as she was old enough, she moved out on her own to live an independent life away from her parents (although she didn't hesitate to bring her personal check book, which allowed her access to a very large portion of her parents money). Anna discovered a love for thigh high stiletto boots, spending almost her entire trust fund on every pair she could find, she soon found a way to make money wearing these boots, dancing in night clubs, and later began promoting special events as a way to support her boot wearing/buying addiction. Being a tall girl to begin with, the extra height added by a 6 inch stiletto heel caused some issues for Anna, the worse of which was the night she got her hair stuck in a light fixture causing a domino effect leading to the fire that burnt the club she was working at to burn to the ground. It was on this night, Anna removed her boots, and formally quit everything related to her night club related career. Over the next two years, Anna went back to her parents in order to enjoy a life with their money again, deciding to attempt going to University, dropping out 3 times before discovering a new way to anger her parents, taking a contract with a website called Reallifecams.com Interests/Hobby's: Selling off her extensive collection of go-go boots on Ebay, finding new and exciting ways to embarrass and upset her parents, watching (but not participating in) girl on girl activities, staying up/sleeping late, playing the trumpet, traveling to Spain every year to participate in the running of the bulls, watching American television while making up her own dialog. Interesting fact: Anna spent an entire summer working as a drug mule, when her parents had (temporarily) cut her off, in order to pay rent. Rumor has it she still holds the cartel record for most bags "carried" at once. At one point in her life Anna seriously considered pursuing a career in the WNBA, but gave up on it when she found out she would have to maintain a normal sleeping schedule. Ilona A.K.A. I-lona Age: Actual Age Unknown (estimated to be 21) Native Language: Ukrainian Occupation: Aspiring underwear model Reason for participating in RLC: It was either this, or be homeless Personal History: Not much is known about Ilona's past. She was raised by nuns in a convent, after being abandoned as a child. Her life in the convent is a mystery, nothing is known about this time until the very end, when she was thrown out for seducing a young nun into her bed just days after the young sister had taken her vows. Within days of her exit from the convent, Ilona was discovered by a modeling scout and offered a contract posing in sports bras and athletic underwear for an online catalog. While she is not the most successful, or highest paid underwear model, Ilona has maintained a career of regular modeling work, posing for seasonal catalogs (mostly spring and summer) for several online clothing retailers. Personal interests/Hobby's: Sleeping, heavy lap top usage, dancing, cooking, dancing naked, cooking naked, dancing naked while cooking, long bubble baths, sleeping, taking selfies, looking in mirrors, , dancing while looking in mirrors, being a tease, sleeping, spending the day in her underwear, camping, hiking, fishing, white water rafting, collecting obscure comic books, watching kitten videos on youtube Interesting fact{s}: Ilona's payment for her last modeling job was a year's worth of athletic bras and underwear, they never bothered telling her that it was 365 sets of the same bra and underwear. As unbelievable as it might be, Ilona is the only current RLC tenant that has never seen or touched a penis. Ok, so there's my bio page for the girls of the girls apartment. Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with for the different places, and I hope you all have fun with this... Up next: Leora and Paul. THIS post alone was enough to get you promoted to Hero Member; What a great sense of humor and wit you possess. spyker, BORN-TO-RIDE and Beefeater67 3 Quote
spyker Posted December 27, 2015 Author Posted December 27, 2015 OMG!!! way to funny LoL Thanks Beef! THIS post alone was enough to get you promoted to Hero Member; What a great sense of humor and wit you possess. WoW THANKS!!! didn't know that could happen! Now who's gonna do one next? Or do I have to do another one to get you all motivated ? Beefeater67 and BORN-TO-RIDE 2 Quote
BORN-TO-RIDE Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 Thanks Beef! WoW THANKS!!! didn't know that could happen! Now who's gonna do one next? Or do I have to do another one to get you all motivated ? well done on such a well thought out topic , one of the best so far , as a challenge to all members that cant access gallery .i challenge you to do a similar bios in standing with spykers topic ,use this a footing to get you started , and to any member that produces a bios of similar a standard will be promoted to hero member without having to produce 30 post or pay membership , i will check daily to see if anyone as taken up the challenge , Quote
toolmaker123 Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 Thanks Beef! WoW THANKS!!! didn't know that could happen! Now who's gonna do one next? Or do I have to do another one to get you all motivated ? YEAH, I'm thinkin it might be a good idea for you to do the next one and maybe one more and.......; you possess a witticism that no one can achieve or will be able to rival. A very close second at best. I'm still laughing my asses off.....Be a long time coming down from this one. BORN-TO-RIDE 1 Quote
texl01 Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Spyker, well done and I can see you have put a lot of effort into this to give us all a long lasting laugh. Thanks for the idea and I will be working on Suz. and Hec in the near future. Cheers Mate -- Texl Quote
spyker Posted December 28, 2015 Author Posted December 28, 2015 Leora and Paul it is !!! Paul Age: 28 Native Language: Russian Relationship Status: Married to Leora or the dog (he ignores them both equally) Occupation:Spokesman for hemorrhoid and penile dysfunction products Reason for participating in RLC: His job just doesn't pay well enough to cover rent in this economy / Because Leora said they were doing it. Personal History: Paul was a star athlete growing up, and the pride of all of his catholic school's sports teams. For most of his life, Paul planned to join the clergy and become a priest, but by the time he was ready to go to College/University he had changed his mind, and now wanted to be an elementary school teacher. While in college Paul me his now wife, Leora, and shortly after graduation, they got married. Paul was hired right away as an elementary school physical education teacher. Before the end of his first term as a teacher he was caught touching some young boys inappropriately, rather than drawing attention to the school, Paul was given the option to resign for personal reasons, rather than being sent to jail. The embarrassment of this situation caused Paul to start having performance issues in the bedroom, and began using products to solve the problems. For a time the problems had gone away, so much to the point where his wife wrote letters to the company that makes the products he was using to thank them for saving their marriage, shortly thereafter Paul was offered the job as their media spokesperson. It wasn't long before the products stopped working for him, and other means of paying the bills had to be explored. Interests/hobbies: sleeping, nose picking, bathing once a week for two hours (because a bath that long makes up for the other 6 days of the week), leaving the house for a few hours each day pretending to be job searching. staring at the computer for hours on end, ignoring his hot wife except when she has made him a meal, model rockets, bazooka joe bubble gum (the original stuff left over from the 1950's), playing the guitar, men's fitness magazines, and Barbara Streisand movies. Interesting Fact: Paul recently turned down a job delivering pizza because it would take away from his time watching himself on Reallifecams.com. Paul's wife (Leora) once left him because he was so worthless, this only lasted about 2 hours until Paul called her crying because he had been searching for hours but couldn't figure out where she kept the refrigerator. Leora Age: 24 Native language: Russian-Latvian Relationship status: handcuffed to Paul (literally, when they got married he put handcuffs on her and swallowed the key) Occupation: officially: unemployed/Unofficially: cam model, stripper, pole dancing instructor, part time book store clerk, Reason for participating in RLC: Her husband is too worthless to hold down a decent job, and she's too hot to be bothered with a structured schedule Personal History: Leora grew up in a military family, moving all the time and never settling in any one place for very long (which is why she never leaves her apartment). In the summer before University, Leora had whirlwind romance with the oldest son and heir of an extremely wealthy Russian Oil tycoon, who by the end of the summer had proposed, giving her a diamond ring worth more money than most people earn in a lifetime. A few weeks later she had met Paul, a very exciting star athlete with high aspirations for a future filled with a successful career in European Football (soccer), she broke off her engagement with the oil heir and was soon wearing another ring, one much smaller and questionable in its authenticity. During her final year in University Leora was offered a modeling contract with Sports Illustrated, that could potentially lead to other contracts for companies like Victoria's Secret, Guess Jeans, Calvin Klein, and Cover Girl cosmetics, to name a few. Leora was excited by the prospects of such an amazing career offer, but chose to stay with her husband Paul, who was about to finish up his first year in his great new dream job as a school teacher. She would finish her last year in University and pursue a career associated with her degree, in applied sciences. Interests/Hobbys: practicing nudism, pretending to be a model walking the runway, cleaning up after her dog and husband, searching for work from home opportunities online, cross country skiing, skeet shooting, lumber-jacking, nuru massage, day trading oil stocks, playing on an all women's table tennis team, fashion magazines, collecting sex toys Interesting fact(s): While on safari with her ex fiance, Leora once had a small monkey latch on to her attempting to mate with her ear. Leora once avoided being arrested for shoplifting after the female arresting officer made the charges go away after a lengthy "interview" at a nearby rooms-by-the-hour motel. Julia- The Dog (No I dont really know the dog's name but I knew a Julia once that kinda looked like a dog, and she was about as annoying as this little bitch, so for this purpose, I'm calling the dog Julia) Age:4 Native Language: woof Relationship status: secretly dating Karina and Sabrina's dog Reason for participating in RLC: If not, Leora might be able to be pleased or please herself sexually, Julia missed out on a life of luxury and pampering when Leora chose Paul over the prince of oil, so all chances at pleasure or happiness must be ruined, so Julia followed her to the RLC apartment to continue that mission. Personal history: Julia never knew her parents, they rejected and abandoned her at birth. All she knows is that it was an inter-breed relationship. During her youth, Julia misjudged the height of a porch she was attempting to jump on, hit her head on a concrete wall and suffered some minor brain damage. Ever since her accident Julia has developed a minor form of OCD that compels her to take practice approaches before attempting to jump onto any object that is above her head. It also causes her to see people and other dogs that aren't there, these phantasms tend to appear to her mainly in the guest room of her RLC apartment, and the only way to make them go away is to bark at them furiously while her humans sleep. The good thing about this is that the phantasms/visions never appear while her humans are awake, this makes her job of protecting them a lot easier since they both spend a lot of time in that room individually. To be safe, Julia doesn't let her female human alone in that room for long periods of time, because she has heard the moans of her female human coming from the guest room when she was all alone in there, on each occasion Julia raced into the room and jumped up on her female humaan in order to protect her from the phantasms, which worked because the moaning stopped instantly. Interests/Hobbies: between protecting her humans from the visions in her head, and making sure no sexual activity ends in a pleasurable way, Julia doesn't have time for special interests or hobbies. Plus the humans always hog the computer and they wont give her the wi-fi password to use it while they sleep. Interesting facts: Julia is a certified agoraphobic and hasn't left the apartment since the day she moved in, not even to go to the bathroom. Julia once considered becoming an Olympian, until she discovered that without opposable thumbs she could not hold the broom the proper way to be a successful curling team member, for a long time she considered plastic surgery to correct this problem. Ok, its someone else's turn to write one of these while I decide which apartment to do next. reallifecamfan51, Blakfyre, francecharlierlc and 1 other 4 Quote
toolmaker123 Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 It took me almost half an hour just to read 'Paul'......... and I ain't even begun on Leora yet. I think RealLifeCamFan.com needs to offer some kind rewardings for these kinds of postings; BTR, are you aware of the talent going to waste here? Quote
spyker Posted December 28, 2015 Author Posted December 28, 2015 It took me almost half an hour just to read 'Paul'......... and I ain't even begun on Leora yet. I think RealLifeCamFan.com needs to offer some kind rewardings for these kinds of postings; BTR, are you aware of the talent going to waste here? you're not the first to tell me that. problem is the majority of my stuff only works on topic specific audiences, there's also my lack of contacts that could help get me going.... and then there's "The Purge" Quote
toolmaker123 Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 It took me almost half an hour just to read 'Paul'......... and I ain't even begun on Leora yet. I think RealLifeCamFan.com needs to offer some kind rewardings for these kinds of postings; BTR, are you aware of the talent going to waste here? OKAY, you can see by the time line, the amount of time it took to finally reach the end of this comedy routine. You brought so much intense laughter to me, and I'm sure others, if they have the kind of visions conjured that I get from reading this. Quote
rsarver152 Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 You say "It's someone else's turn" Who could follow that? Anyway, thanks for the entertainment. Quote
Rob1 Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 Hey all, So I was thinking, with the tenants of the RLC apartments mostly speaking languages that the majority of us probably don't understand, and there being no information available for any of them, why not create bio's for them? Here's how it works: you choose an apartment and create a bio on each person living there (Current tenants only), you don't have to try to be accurate, be creative, this is purely for fun and entertainment, just make sure you cover everyone in that apartment. you can try to make a "true" bio based on your own observations if you would like, but please make note of it, so people know that it is observation based rather than pure fiction. Everyone can do each apartment once, if you've done an apartment and come up with something better, you have to remove your original post on that apartment before adding a new one. Feel free to borrow ideas from other people, but try not to copy other people completely, or repeat the same thing about the same person that everyone else is saying (i.e. paul picking his nose all the time) or it will get boring fast. Set the Bio up however you would like but try to have 5-10 pieces of information on each Tenant... I hope everyone likes this idea and has fun with it. I'll go first: Girls Apartment: Irma: Age:22 Native Language: Ukrainian Relationship Status: Single (but trying very hard to win over Ilona's panties) Occupation: Unemployed Porn actress/former child star Reason for participating in RLC: Make a name for herself in internet based adult entertainment, so that she will get noticed by producers and resume her career of making porn movies. Personal History: Irma started her acting career at the age of 11, starring in a Ukrainian Sitcom, "Ivan's House". As the youngest daughter of the Title character, Irma captured audiences and stole the show with her youthful innocence, her quick wit, and a penchant for off the wall one liners. Irma then went on to star in several big screen and made for TV movies. Rumors started following her about alcohol abuse around the age of 16, leading to a decrease in acting work, until two weeks after her 18th birthday when a homemade sex tape surfaced showing Irma entangled in bed with former co-star Ivana Rubniki (the actress that played her older sister in "Ivan's House") and an unknown man estimated to be in his early 50's. It was at this point that Irma stopped receiving acting jobs, and turned to the adult film industry, where she thrived for nearly 3 years until once again falling from stardom, being replaced by younger and more attractive girls. Interests/Hobby's: Social Networking sites, obsessive cell phone usage, naked girls, watching other girls bathe, pottery, reading horror novels, Late night internet usage (web searches and social networking) Interesting fact{s}: Irma once won a hot dog eating contest, while vacationing with her parents in Kentucky, USA, at the age of 13. Irma secretly wants to become a vampire and spends a lot of time late at night searching online for a vampire to turn her. Anna Age: 23 Native Language: Ukrainian Occupation: Retired Go-Go dancer and Night Club promoter Reason for participating in RLC: Free room and board, meet new people, exploring the freedom of a life without responsibilities, piss off her parents, Personal History: Anna grew up in a wealthy home. Her parents forced her to study the arts, starting as soon as she could walk, she was enrolled in classes including ballet, piano, cello, (horse back) riding, and gymnastics, and tennis (to name a few). Spending more time with her tutors and personal trainers than her parents, she began to resent her upbringing and as soon as she was old enough, she moved out on her own to live an independent life away from her parents (although she didn't hesitate to bring her personal check book, which allowed her access to a very large portion of her parents money). Anna discovered a love for thigh high stiletto boots, spending almost her entire trust fund on every pair she could find, she soon found a way to make money wearing these boots, dancing in night clubs, and later began promoting special events as a way to support her boot wearing/buying addiction. Being a tall girl to begin with, the extra height added by a 6 inch stiletto heel caused some issues for Anna, the worse of which was the night she got her hair stuck in a light fixture causing a domino effect leading to the fire that burnt the club she was working at to burn to the ground. It was on this night, Anna removed her boots, and formally quit everything related to her night club related career. Over the next two years, Anna went back to her parents in order to enjoy a life with their money again, deciding to attempt going to University, dropping out 3 times before discovering a new way to anger her parents, taking a contract with a website called Reallifecams.com Interests/Hobby's: Selling off her extensive collection of go-go boots on Ebay, finding new and exciting ways to embarrass and upset her parents, watching (but not participating in) girl on girl activities, staying up/sleeping late, playing the trumpet, traveling to Spain every year to participate in the running of the bulls, watching American television while making up her own dialog. Interesting fact: Anna spent an entire summer working as a drug mule, when her parents had (temporarily) cut her off, in order to pay rent. Rumor has it she still holds the cartel record for most bags "carried" at once. At one point in her life Anna seriously considered pursuing a career in the WNBA, but gave up on it when she found out she would have to maintain a normal sleeping schedule. Ilona A.K.A. I-lona Age: Actual Age Unknown (estimated to be 21) Native Language: Ukrainian Occupation: Aspiring underwear model Reason for participating in RLC: It was either this, or be homeless Personal History: Not much is known about Ilona's past. She was raised by nuns in a convent, after being abandoned as a child. Her life in the convent is a mystery, nothing is known about this time until the very end, when she was thrown out for seducing a young nun into her bed just days after the young sister had taken her vows. Within days of her exit from the convent, Ilona was discovered by a modeling scout and offered a contract posing in sports bras and athletic underwear for an online catalog. While she is not the most successful, or highest paid underwear model, Ilona has maintained a career of regular modeling work, posing for seasonal catalogs (mostly spring and summer) for several online clothing retailers. Personal interests/Hobby's: Sleeping, heavy lap top usage, dancing, cooking, dancing naked, cooking naked, dancing naked while cooking, long bubble baths, sleeping, taking selfies, looking in mirrors, , dancing while looking in mirrors, being a tease, sleeping, spending the day in her underwear, camping, hiking, fishing, white water rafting, collecting obscure comic books, watching kitten videos on youtube Interesting fact{s}: Ilona's payment for her last modeling job was a year's worth of athletic bras and underwear, they never bothered telling her that it was 365 sets of the same bra and underwear. As unbelievable as it might be, Ilona is the only current RLC tenant that has never seen or touched a penis. Ok, so there's my bio page for the girls of the girls apartment. Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with for the different places, and I hope you all have fun with this... Up next: Leora and Paul. Great bio man love it as for Irma being a porn actress this could as a matter of fact be true lol she looks like the kinda face I have seen in a porn film very familiar face and I do agree with btr I think there should be more bios on rlcf they are great to look at and awesome to read good work Quote
Booffer69 Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 ​Wish I had this great of an imagination.....lol... You guys rock...These are funny as FUK.... :) Quote
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