Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you. 

do you have a freind ?

 

that could intraduse you to me

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day. 

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. 

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick

Some of these are cringe worthy!!!!

Some of these are cringe worthy!!!!

There's worse lol 

Hey can i follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams." 

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off. 

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. 

my head is hurting laughing at this one..

 

i bet you are a scream to go out for a drink with?

my head is hurting laughing at this one..

 

i bet you are a scream to go out for a drink with?

I dont drink mate lol 

Are you a cigarette?  Because you are smoking hot, and i want to put your butt in my mouth. 

The word of the day is Legs, wanna go back to mine and spread the word?