Not In My Living Room, A - Z

[Rob1]

Ipswich Town football team (would rather get in the dressing room and shower with women then men lmao)

[telephonepole]

Justin Bieber, can't guarantee his safety

[box_hunter]

Khloe Kardashian

1.

The UGLY Kardashian sister. She is big, tall and has a big head Also a slutty alcoholic fat whore of a ex-con

Khloe Kardashian is a loud disgusting whore with anger issues. She is a lush head with no talent whatsoever. She loves butting into other peoples business that doesn't concern her and needs some of her own.

 

2.

a large and hideous humanoid monster

Khloe Kardashian = Shrek

 

3.

1. The Kardashian with the most testosterone

2. The only Kardashian sister that you actually would lose points for boning

3. The missing link between ape and man

4. What a hairless bigfoot would look like

Guy 1: hey I boned Khloe Kardashian!

Guy 2: Thats negitive 150,000 points man shes more manlier than your Dad!!

#kardashian #he/she #he-bitch #bigfoot #ugly bitch #fugly

 

Thanks Urban Dictionary

[Scotsman84]

Lara.. Thank fuck would bore you too death lol

[box_hunter]

 

 

Michael Jackson nude

 

 

[Scotsman84]

Nettles.

[box_hunter]

One Direction

[Rob1]

Piss

[Scotsman84]

Quick-Step Flooring

[box_hunter]

Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

"Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?"

 

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Once again THANKS URBAN DICTIONARY!!!

[Rob1]

Scottish people (no offensive to Scotsman lol)

[Scotsman84]

Tight English Men ( Never Buy A Round ) Lol

[box_hunter]

Umpa-Lumpa

a girl/woman who wears too much fake tan

[Scotsman84]

Vampire Lesbian Killers.. Lol

[box_hunter]

A wide stance person..

 

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