gironimo Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Dear problem page, Can you help me please. My girl upped and left on Sunday and I don't know what to do. You see: None of the people that I keep tabs with throw any decent parties anymore. All the other girls in the neighbourhood are just prick teasers and the ones that I do like have been mixing with the wrong people ( think about it ) Most of the other guys around here are more well endowed than I am and even my mate my mate Smithy's got more staying power than I have. Worst of all, the local fat blokes been getting more pussy than I have. I'm at my wits end, what should I do? Its never as bad as you think it is ( Oh, and there is only one " e " in the word be ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloner Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Dear Gironimo, Of course you miss your girl, by all accounts a true party animal and always ready to have sex with girls and boys and inanimate objects. But a handsome well-set up intellectual like yourself must know that a new heroine will appear in your life - you just have to wait a while. It is only natural that people from the South West UK would have envy of others from better endowed parts. I recommend this useful tip from Alex Snapper's handy guide to success for fat blokes, Achieving Threesomes With A Small Penis: "always go for the oldest one with the saggiest tits and hope she's got a busting friend". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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