Quick & Dirty Riddles.

[Scotsman84]

Answer then add your own.

 

Your finger fits right in it. You can play with it when you're bored.

Once you're married, you're stuck with the same one forever.

What is it?

[Lisa]

Ring.

What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?

[atheris]

Volition? Voice?

 

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

[Max 2017]

Chewing gum.

 

Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom,

and it always involves a bed.

[atheris]

Bunk bed

What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?

[Max 2017]

Pockets.

What starts with C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? 

[atheris]

52 minutes ago, Max 2017 said:

Pockets.

What starts with C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? 

Cock' o' nut

[Alexander1951]

If I miss, I hit your bush. it's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news?

[Lisa]

1 hour ago, Alexander1951 said:

If I miss, I hit your bush. it's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news?

Newspaper boy.

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

[Chucky]

Tent.

What four-letter word begins with"F" and ends with "K", and if you can't get it you can always just use your hands?

[Max 2017]

Fork.

I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I'll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow?

[Scotsman84]

Dentist.

 

You cannot taste me, until you undress me?

[Max 2017]

Banana.

What's long and hard and has cum in it?

[Lisa]

On ‎29‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 10:30 AM, Max 2017 said:

Banana.

What's long and hard and has cum in it?

Cucumber.

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole

and works best when jerked?

[Max 2017]

Seat belt.

What does a cow have four of that a woman has only two of?