Scotsman84 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Answer then add your own. Your finger fits right in it. You can play with it when you're bored. Once you're married, you're stuck with the same one forever. What is it? Max 2017, Chucky, Alexander1951 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Ring. What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants? Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atheris Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Volition? Voice? What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft? Max 2017 and Lisa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Chewing gum. Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. atheris 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atheris Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Bunk bed What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress? Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Pockets. What starts with C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atheris Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 52 minutes ago, Max 2017 said: Pockets. What starts with C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Cock' o' nut Lisa, Max 2017 and Scotsman84 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander1951 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 If I miss, I hit your bush. it's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news? Lisa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Alexander1951 said: If I miss, I hit your bush. it's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news? Newspaper boy. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Alexander1951 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Tent. What four-letter word begins with"F" and ends with "K", and if you can't get it you can always just use your hands? Lisa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Fork. I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I'll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow? Lisa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted October 21, 2017 Author Share Posted October 21, 2017 Dentist. You cannot taste me, until you undress me? Max 2017 and Lisa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Banana. What's long and hard and has cum in it? Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 On 29/10/2017 at 10:30 AM, Max 2017 said: Banana. What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cucumber. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked? Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Seat belt. What does a cow have four of that a woman has only two of? Lisa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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