April 24, 20196 yr Punched the doctor this morning! "That's for saying my wife has a nice fanny!" The Doc screamed, "You idiot, I told her she had acute angina!"
April 24, 20196 yr Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape. she was pissed off when I started holding auditions for her part.
April 24, 20196 yr Just had a daft idiot knock on my door and the first thing he asked was, "Do you live here?" So I told him, "No, I just like burgling people's houses in my boxer shorts."
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