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I did wonder that myself... especially with the Lera and Alex apartment being vacant...

I caught these previously (Image Content No Longer Available)

Brilliant

Outrageous!

Thanks Texl... that is much appreciated... only yesterday, I was trying to get in one of the positions suggested by Masha in one of her emails... and I slipped a disk and dislocated a shoulder in the process.

As promised earlier Shaka.. I have been given this a lot of thought... in particular the justification of my somewhat... off the wall choice... I would choose.... PAUL, yep... that's right Paul. For I too, like the afore-mentioned internet Gods, have a sense of humour... During the evening I'd cook him a fantastic meal... talk to him, chew the fat as men do, setting the universe to rights. I would attempt to bring culture, art and music into his otherwise dreary and mundane life.... And then when he'd finished eating.... I'd report him to the KGB... his continual soldering and web surfing.. making it look like he is a terrorist... after he has been taken into custody indefinitely under the russian terrisom act... I would spend the rest of the night tidying.....awaiting Leoras return the following morning... and then taking her to bed and doing things to her that would make Masha blush... this being the following day,... the internet gods.. one night.. sans Leora rule has been circumvented, and Leora and I (oh and my wife and children) would all live happily ever after.

I can categorically state that yes they do... and please... for the love of God and all that is holy... can someone get Leora, Ilona, Adriana, Dasha, Maya and Masha to stop sending me personal messages on here through this site... the emails they send me are... filthy and perverse and contain sex acts so depraved they are both illegal in 7 of the American States and in one case, physically impossible without live stock, a gallon of lubricant, breathing apparatus and a pair of salad tongs. PLEASE GET THEM TO STOP! I am a shy boy and will NOT get my winky out on RLC.

Thanks BTR... you are a star

I initially started this post a couple of weeks ago, when I was still a bit green... or at least a bit greener than I am now... and thought that some formal universally agreed signal may be of assistance. @toolmaker I must admit that the "F" bomb is indeed too strong in this instance and... @toolmaker and @peanut... having been on the site for a couple of extra weeks, I have now seen the folly of my ways, in that I wholeheartedly agree that if there is the slightest bit of nooky going on in , it is usually commented on... and more to the point I think Peanut raised that such a system is open to abuse... and it was only last week that the shoutbox was flooded with... with Nelly and Bogdan Sex... Masha and Sasha Sex... Leora Masturbating... when the individuals in question were doing something entirely different.. I therefore wish to withdraw my alerts suggestion... with one small caveat... pretty please can we have a suggestions board

Further before and after photos Note the distance the sofa has moved... that was one fuck of a Bogdaning

Bogdan (Bogdaning, Bogdaned) It is written somewhere (or so they say) that men are unable to multi task, there are of course a few exceptions to this, the main one being to Bogdan or Bogdaning, in the terms of our little forum anyway. To Bogdan is the act of fucking Nelly's brains out with her bent over the back of a piece of furniture, usually the sofa (and here is the multitasking bit) whilst simultaneously moving said sofa across the room. The success (or failure) of a Bogdaning is not judged by whether or not one or both of the participants climax...but is instead best judged by the distance the sofa travels across the floor during the session. To illustrate my point I have attached a couple of BEFORE and AFTER photo's that demonstrate a successful Bogdaning. (NOTE.. the sofa back has disappeared in the second (after) photo)

Just noticed this.... Alex's name has been deleted from the apartment (Image Content No Longer Available)

We used to have language students... we had a turkish one and a korean one, both advised that conscription was mandatory still in both countries... although both had the "education" clause, where it could be postponed for an education... it could only be postponed for a few years. However, they changed the rules recently in turkey, where you can now buy yourself out of your military service... I think it cost our student approx £27,000 or approx $41,000!!! to buy himself out

Alas...No they don't... this was a joke topic I started after Peanut suggested that the only reason that people watch the couples fucking, is to watch the mens bollocks bouncing up and down while they fuck... PEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! I told you this would happen

I think that you are right... I missed it, but I reckon if Paul is Militia/ Bomb Disposal (which have been suggested and documented elsewhere), that he may well have been called up... I wonder if Peanut knows if he has been called up/ disappeared for a while before... PEEEAAAANNNNUUUUUTTTT!!!!!!

Oh yes and when I said get the cat to play with it... I meant it...

Mariboner Not to be confused with Marylebone (which is a railway station on the UK version of Monopoly), Mariboner (Mario and Boner) is a term used to describe Mario's constant state of sexual arousal. If you visit chez Mar-la, at any point during the day, and I do mean any point, 99.9% of the time Mario will be sporting a massive erection, which he will go to great lengths to alleviate. Methods for which include getting Carla to play with it, getting Carla's cat to play with it, playing with it himself, sticking it in Carla and also spunking into the bath, when he thinks no one is looking. So frequent are his erections, and I shit you not when I say this, this evening he was erect and fucking Carla on the sofa... less that 45 minutes after fucking her for a good 10-15 minutes in the shower. Should you ever find yourself visiting Carla and Mario's apartment, it is highly recommended that you don safety glasses before going inside, just in case you need to kneel or bend over forward, and it twings out of his pants and inadvertently pokes your eye out.

Here's some piccies of Blue in her undies (Image Content No Longer Available)

OMG... In image 5... Nelly has been decapitated... Brilliantly timed

@shaka... I know what you mean... out of the 2 of them, I was expecting mario (the walking erection) to be the one that stayed... I am VERY happy I was wrong

I guess this thread... and with the number of concerned posts in the shout box just goes to show we are a bunch of voyeuristic, masturbating, animal lovers

In case you missed it... Beefeater just posted in the shoutbox that Carla is home. Here is the proof. The kitten is happy.

In case you missed it... Beefeater just posted in the shoutbox that Carla is home. Here is the proof. The kitten is happy.

UPDATE... Boywonder28 has emailed RLC to find out what is going on

Having reviewed the main description for this part of the forum "Site rules and information, registration help, updates, news, suggestions board." I would like to suggest that we add a suggestions board ... (If I have missed it in my haste to post a suggestion, I am going to look like a right tit... again... but anyway)... I would like suggest implementing the usage of "FUCK ALERTS" in the shout box.. to draw peoples attention to previously unnoticed action on RLC.. E.G. FUCK ALERT - NELLY AND BOGDAN Cheers D