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well lets see, there's Things: Thinks that make you go OOH, Things that make you go MMM MMM MMM, Things that make you go HUH?, big Things, little Things, shiny Things, and Things that go bump in the night. Then there's Stuff: hot stuff, cold stuff, good stuff, bad stuff, and dumb stuff. ... OH and BOOBS, I'm very interested in BOOBS!
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Sam Cuddly reacted to a post in a topic: Who is your favorite Cam Girl?
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Hey all, just wanted to drop a real quick hello. I've been absent for a while. just after the holidays I started having issues with my internet provider, long story short I they were double billing me and trying to say I wasn't paying my bill, had so much money tied up in the issue that I couldn't afford to switch providers. It has taken me nearly two months and I'm just now getting things cleared up. I still haven't received the repayment for the over charges, but I should be getting that in the next week or so... For now I'm at least back on line. RLC has me locked out because they couldn't charge my card, so I have to try to get that fixed. So for the time being I'll be watching the free cams and jumping around on here trying to catch up on what I missed. So far I've noticed some new faces in the Girls Apartment, upset that Anna is gone but I'm liking the new girls. Has there been any steamy scenes yet in my absence
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Blakfyre reacted to a post in a topic: RLC Tenant Bios... a little fun
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Blakfyre reacted to a post in a topic: RLC Tenant Bios... a little fun
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(The Video Content is No Longer Accessible) The video to go with those pics. Its only about the last half, sorry was having issues getting my vid cap software loaded...
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reallifecamfan51 reacted to a post in a topic: In the spirit of the Disney classic, I call it "Leorella"
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My favorite cam girl, is currently not cam girl-ing. She broke off from chaturbate in order to build her own cam site, until it launches i prefer not mention her name as she is going to be extending offers to some other cam models (a few of which have been mentioned in this thread) to join her on her new site. What I will say about her is this: while she does accept tips (graciously I might add) she takes every cent she is tipped, and puts it right back into her shows. She has spent her money on expensive video equipment, props, fan requested outfits, toys, and now she's been using tip money that she had saved to help pay for the creation of her website. She is an absolutely amazing person, who does what she does, because she enjoys doing it, and because she loves making people happy. Shortly before leaving CB she created an account on a website intended for professional business teams, and invited her most loyal fans (that she considers to be her closest friends), so that we could all chat and share files with each other and her, and communicate when she is not on cam. It has been over a year since she has been on CB, and during that time she has put on I believe 5 special "hang outs", that she put a lot of time and effort into setting up. They were set up in a way that it was not possible to tip her or give her money in any way, each time it lasted around 3 hours, the majority of the time was spent chatting and goofing around having laughs, until she got turned on so much by being on cam that she couldn't resist pleasuring herself on cam for us all to enjoy. All of the people who were invited to her special off cam site, (there's around 50 of us, with 10 of us as the core group) the last two Christmases she made and sent us all hand made gifts, a good number of them were sent over seas, which cost her quite a bit of money. While the majority of the guys in the special group rarely make an appearance to chat, if any of the core members are missing for more than 2-3 days, she will send private messages, twitter DM's, text messages, and emails just to make sure everything is alright. She keeps up with everything that is going on in our lives, and at least once a week she will ask me about my health, how things are going with my job, she asks about my dog (whom she addresses by name), and about how things are going in my life in general. The Sweetest most caring girl you could ever meet. Without hesitation I would invite her to a holiday dinner with my entire family. When she left CB to begin working on her own site, I basically stopped going there, but every now and then when I need a cam girl fix I will log on and check things out, normally I leave the site feeling let down, because I will never find anyone who sets up the kind of environment that this girl put on every time she turned on her cam.... now that she's gone: Blazefyre, kati3kat, and most recently jacky smith are my remaining favorites and about the only ones I will watch/chat with
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I SUGGEST WE STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RLC (WHY?)
spyker replied to BORN-TO-RIDE's topic in Suggestion Board
Had to reply to this before going to bed... I'm proud to say I contribute to the lunacy on these boards as mentioned in an earlier post. Also I am not ashamed to admit to being an addict. Furthermore, any of you that have read any of my posts already know I'm one of those 5% that fall into the sicko category. That all being said, I would just like to say that I agree 100% with the tone of the conversation of this thread. I'm not going to go into one of my normal off the reservation rants, just simply wanted to say "I am spyker and I approve this Topic". Sidenote: In regards to Mr. Zulu's comment on "tenant bashing". I will admit, of this I am guilty. I would however like to take this moment to defend myself by saying that when I do it, it is in good fun. I get a good bit of entertainment out of it. I only go after one person, because he's an easy target, and lets face it, how many of us enjoy hating a guy that has an extremely gorgeous wife that he doesn't deserve? But I do, however, try to stay within certain boundaries. So, to sum it up: Zulu, I promise you that when I'm bashing that certain tenant, like I enjoy doing immensely, I promise you it is in good fun, but if you ever feel I'm "beating a dead dog to death" or if I'm just stuck on the subject for whatever reason; please let me know if you feel I am going too far or even if I'm getting on your nerves with it. Just as I am here for a good time and camaraderie with other people suffering from my voyeuristic afflictions, I understand the rest of you for the most part, are here for the same reason, and as I am a very new member of this tribe, I definitely don't want to upset, alienate, or insult anyone here. RE: toolmaker123(forum admin) SO, could I go a week without opening RealLifeCam? YOU betcha, .........as long as CB isn't offline I'm right there with ya buddy -
spyker reacted to a post in a topic: I SUGGEST WE STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RLC (WHY?)
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spyker reacted to a post in a topic: Who Would You ?
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I think you just wrote the opening scene to my next screenplay !
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Yes, we can go to any one of a billion porn sites on the web. Yes we can even sort through and pick out videos that meet our specific tastes, all night long. Yes, we can pick out our favorites on those sites, and then look all around on other sites to find more and more content of that particular "actress", as well as reading and learning actual information about them. We can turn our computers on at any time of the day, open up any one of a number of websites and watch professionals or amateurs having sex on camera, planned and acted out to get the most stimulating effect they can generate. When I look at the people on those sites, I see a familiar actress and think, hmm I wonder if she'll take it in the ass or just give a BJ in this video, guess I'll watch and find out (and something will always happen. With RLC, we log on, not for a promise of watching sex, in fact the chances of nothing sexual happening are far more greater than the chances of getting a good show of flesh on flesh. Although I wouldn't say that none of the girls we watch are attractive, or even that they are not attractive enough to be in porn, I will say that most of the girls we watch on this site are more like the girls that we're likely to see at the mall, or maybe in the bar on Friday night, either way, these girls are more realistic and look more like someone you are likely to just meet on the street. As I said we dont watch to see sex, although we pretty much all hope it happens, but because there is no promise of it happening, and the instances of these events being few and far between, when it does happen it makes it THAT much more enjoyable. Then we celebrate as if we've just won a huge prize. We may not know much, or anything about the people we're watching. It is extremely unlikely that we would ever meet them. Even watching them we really don't know what EXACTLY is going on, except for maybe the few of us that understand the language. Despite all of this we come to know and care about these people all the same. You wanna watch some hot 20 something blonde girl, pretending to be "just"18 get violated in every orifice possible? go to www.#@##$$%^^&.com But, if you want to get so involved in what you're watching that you will jump out of bed and run to your computer when a motion sensor goes off alerting you that "insert name here" who went to bed topless has gotten up to take a middle of the night tinkle, you're one of us ! ONE OF US!
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Ok, so I saw something this morning, well yesterday morning at this point, in the L&P apartment. IT REALLY bothered me. It bothered me so much in fact, that I decided to make a movie about it... its just a roughly thrown together short motion picture, but I feel that it is enough to get my point across and share my feelings about the events that I witnessed.... Watch it if you would like, but don't get your hopes up.... (The Video Content is No Longer Accessible and Has Been Removed)
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Anna, I choose YOU! Anna? Why you may ask. Think about it guys... you can tell just from watching her that Anna is a bit reserved but, WANTS to get a little action going on, she has got to be frustrated as hell that she basically gets shoved in the corner and ignored anytime Irma and Ilona are both in the room. Both of the other girls treat her like the crappy, yet somewhat interesting magazine sitting on the table in the Dr's office waiting room. After a while they give in and engage in conversation, and even get a little flirty with her, but as soon as the nurse calls their name to see the Doc (the other girl walks in the room), Anna is closed and thrown back on the table to wait until her next chance at some alone time, she sits off to the side, watching and listening as the other two flirt and giggle until she gets so frustrated that she goes to her room to play with her phone, too frustrated to even rub one out, or the other two work her into the conversation (out of a feeling of obligation) but by this point its a bit awkward and even though they have just enough fun to keep us all interested and entertained, its not even close to what Anna was hoping for.... This is where I come in! Fortunately the internet gods have not informed any of the girls of the exclusion of certain other girls from the pool of choices, just that I have been given my choice of any RLC girl I wished to spend a night with. When I choose Anna, over Irma, and more importantly over Ilona (remember she doesn't know Ilona was not an option), Anna is also seeing all of you guys choosing all these other girls, some of the others being chosen multiple times, by me choosing her, she is ready and determined to unload every single ounce of sexual frustration she's got built up, and she's gonna unload it ALL on me ALL in one night! Just remember what they say about the quiet ones . Whether it was my sexual prowess that made me seem to her a GOD in the bedroom, or the fact that she finally was able to burn off some of that pent up sexual aggression, I can't say. What I can tell you is, that by the end of the night she became so enamored with me, that she will now spend all of her waking hours, pouring over the internet, using every avenue she can think of, in an attempt to find me and circumvent the internet gods in order to have me again, and again. When she finally finds me and I let her know that I too wish to relive our steamy night together, over and over and over again, she decides that I deserve a special treat (she's got wedding bells ringing in her head, and can't wait to take me home to meet mommy and daddy, who; if you read her bio, you would know are filthy spanking rich) before the impending engagement, she wants to show me her gratitude the best way she knows how. One week after locating me online, she is in Pennsylvania, knocking on my door. I open the door to invite her in, and to my surprise, she's brought me a present!!! As she walks in the house, following closely behind are Ilona, Irma, Kamila, Kristy, Sara, and as an even more special treat, she's also tracked down and brought with her Leora and Zoya. All of them are here for one reason and one reason only, to lock me in the house with them and get started on the longest 7 on 1 orgy in history, and since this will be the first time in a long time that most of them will be having sex without a camera watching, there will be nothing timid or reserved about any of their actions... (but don't worry, since I was expecting Anna, I put up some hidden camera's of my own) And THIS is why I choose the girl that everyone else overlooked
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(The Video Content is No Longer Accessible) A little Anna for breakfast this morning, the last 4 minutes are just a look at the empty bathroom, I had to leave the room to take a shower *off camera* and Anna was just a few minutes faster to finish up than I was.
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you're not the first to tell me that. problem is the majority of my stuff only works on topic specific audiences, there's also my lack of contacts that could help get me going.... and then there's "The Purge"
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I've been in contact with hotwal most of the day. I think we've figured out that it has something to do with the source files. I should be good from here on out as long as I dont try to download that format. Anyway, thanks for ALL the help!
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Leora and Paul it is !!! Paul Age: 28 Native Language: Russian Relationship Status: Married to Leora or the dog (he ignores them both equally) Occupation:Spokesman for hemorrhoid and penile dysfunction products Reason for participating in RLC: His job just doesn't pay well enough to cover rent in this economy / Because Leora said they were doing it. Personal History: Paul was a star athlete growing up, and the pride of all of his catholic school's sports teams. For most of his life, Paul planned to join the clergy and become a priest, but by the time he was ready to go to College/University he had changed his mind, and now wanted to be an elementary school teacher. While in college Paul me his now wife, Leora, and shortly after graduation, they got married. Paul was hired right away as an elementary school physical education teacher. Before the end of his first term as a teacher he was caught touching some young boys inappropriately, rather than drawing attention to the school, Paul was given the option to resign for personal reasons, rather than being sent to jail. The embarrassment of this situation caused Paul to start having performance issues in the bedroom, and began using products to solve the problems. For a time the problems had gone away, so much to the point where his wife wrote letters to the company that makes the products he was using to thank them for saving their marriage, shortly thereafter Paul was offered the job as their media spokesperson. It wasn't long before the products stopped working for him, and other means of paying the bills had to be explored. Interests/hobbies: sleeping, nose picking, bathing once a week for two hours (because a bath that long makes up for the other 6 days of the week), leaving the house for a few hours each day pretending to be job searching. staring at the computer for hours on end, ignoring his hot wife except when she has made him a meal, model rockets, bazooka joe bubble gum (the original stuff left over from the 1950's), playing the guitar, men's fitness magazines, and Barbara Streisand movies. Interesting Fact: Paul recently turned down a job delivering pizza because it would take away from his time watching himself on Reallifecams.com. Paul's wife (Leora) once left him because he was so worthless, this only lasted about 2 hours until Paul called her crying because he had been searching for hours but couldn't figure out where she kept the refrigerator. Leora Age: 24 Native language: Russian-Latvian Relationship status: handcuffed to Paul (literally, when they got married he put handcuffs on her and swallowed the key) Occupation: officially: unemployed/Unofficially: cam model, stripper, pole dancing instructor, part time book store clerk, Reason for participating in RLC: Her husband is too worthless to hold down a decent job, and she's too hot to be bothered with a structured schedule Personal History: Leora grew up in a military family, moving all the time and never settling in any one place for very long (which is why she never leaves her apartment). In the summer before University, Leora had whirlwind romance with the oldest son and heir of an extremely wealthy Russian Oil tycoon, who by the end of the summer had proposed, giving her a diamond ring worth more money than most people earn in a lifetime. A few weeks later she had met Paul, a very exciting star athlete with high aspirations for a future filled with a successful career in European Football (soccer), she broke off her engagement with the oil heir and was soon wearing another ring, one much smaller and questionable in its authenticity. During her final year in University Leora was offered a modeling contract with Sports Illustrated, that could potentially lead to other contracts for companies like Victoria's Secret, Guess Jeans, Calvin Klein, and Cover Girl cosmetics, to name a few. Leora was excited by the prospects of such an amazing career offer, but chose to stay with her husband Paul, who was about to finish up his first year in his great new dream job as a school teacher. She would finish her last year in University and pursue a career associated with her degree, in applied sciences. Interests/Hobbys: practicing nudism, pretending to be a model walking the runway, cleaning up after her dog and husband, searching for work from home opportunities online, cross country skiing, skeet shooting, lumber-jacking, nuru massage, day trading oil stocks, playing on an all women's table tennis team, fashion magazines, collecting sex toys Interesting fact(s): While on safari with her ex fiance, Leora once had a small monkey latch on to her attempting to mate with her ear. Leora once avoided being arrested for shoplifting after the female arresting officer made the charges go away after a lengthy "interview" at a nearby rooms-by-the-hour motel. Julia- The Dog (No I dont really know the dog's name but I knew a Julia once that kinda looked like a dog, and she was about as annoying as this little bitch, so for this purpose, I'm calling the dog Julia) Age:4 Native Language: woof Relationship status: secretly dating Karina and Sabrina's dog Reason for participating in RLC: If not, Leora might be able to be pleased or please herself sexually, Julia missed out on a life of luxury and pampering when Leora chose Paul over the prince of oil, so all chances at pleasure or happiness must be ruined, so Julia followed her to the RLC apartment to continue that mission. Personal history: Julia never knew her parents, they rejected and abandoned her at birth. All she knows is that it was an inter-breed relationship. During her youth, Julia misjudged the height of a porch she was attempting to jump on, hit her head on a concrete wall and suffered some minor brain damage. Ever since her accident Julia has developed a minor form of OCD that compels her to take practice approaches before attempting to jump onto any object that is above her head. It also causes her to see people and other dogs that aren't there, these phantasms tend to appear to her mainly in the guest room of her RLC apartment, and the only way to make them go away is to bark at them furiously while her humans sleep. The good thing about this is that the phantasms/visions never appear while her humans are awake, this makes her job of protecting them a lot easier since they both spend a lot of time in that room individually. To be safe, Julia doesn't let her female human alone in that room for long periods of time, because she has heard the moans of her female human coming from the guest room when she was all alone in there, on each occasion Julia raced into the room and jumped up on her female humaan in order to protect her from the phantasms, which worked because the moaning stopped instantly. Interests/Hobbies: between protecting her humans from the visions in her head, and making sure no sexual activity ends in a pleasurable way, Julia doesn't have time for special interests or hobbies. Plus the humans always hog the computer and they wont give her the wi-fi password to use it while they sleep. Interesting facts: Julia is a certified agoraphobic and hasn't left the apartment since the day she moved in, not even to go to the bathroom. Julia once considered becoming an Olympian, until she discovered that without opposable thumbs she could not hold the broom the proper way to be a successful curling team member, for a long time she considered plastic surgery to correct this problem. Ok, its someone else's turn to write one of these while I decide which apartment to do next.
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spyker reacted to a post in a topic: RLC Tenant Bios... a little fun
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Thanks Beef! WoW THANKS!!! didn't know that could happen! Now who's gonna do one next? Or do I have to do another one to get you all motivated ?
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Hey all, So I was thinking, with the tenants of the RLC apartments mostly speaking languages that the majority of us probably don't understand, and there being no information available for any of them, why not create bio's for them? Here's how it works: you choose an apartment and create a bio on each person living there (Current tenants only), you don't have to try to be accurate, be creative, this is purely for fun and entertainment, just make sure you cover everyone in that apartment. you can try to make a "true" bio based on your own observations if you would like, but please make note of it, so people know that it is observation based rather than pure fiction. Everyone can do each apartment once, if you've done an apartment and come up with something better, you have to remove your original post on that apartment before adding a new one. Feel free to borrow ideas from other people, but try not to copy other people completely, or repeat the same thing about the same person that everyone else is saying (i.e. paul picking his nose all the time) or it will get boring fast. Set the Bio up however you would like but try to have 5-10 pieces of information on each Tenant... I hope everyone likes this idea and has fun with it. I'll go first: Girls Apartment: Irma: Age:22 Native Language: Ukrainian Relationship Status: Single (but trying very hard to win over Ilona's panties) Occupation: Unemployed Porn actress/former child star Reason for participating in RLC: Make a name for herself in internet based adult entertainment, so that she will get noticed by producers and resume her career of making porn movies. Personal History: Irma started her acting career at the age of 11, starring in a Ukrainian Sitcom, "Ivan's House". As the youngest daughter of the Title character, Irma captured audiences and stole the show with her youthful innocence, her quick wit, and a penchant for off the wall one liners. Irma then went on to star in several big screen and made for TV movies. Rumors started following her about alcohol abuse around the age of 16, leading to a decrease in acting work, until two weeks after her 18th birthday when a homemade sex tape surfaced showing Irma entangled in bed with former co-star Ivana Rubniki (the actress that played her older sister in "Ivan's House") and an unknown man estimated to be in his early 50's. It was at this point that Irma stopped receiving acting jobs, and turned to the adult film industry, where she thrived for nearly 3 years until once again falling from stardom, being replaced by younger and more attractive girls. Interests/Hobby's: Social Networking sites, obsessive cell phone usage, naked girls, watching other girls bathe, pottery, reading horror novels, Late night internet usage (web searches and social networking) Interesting fact{s}: Irma once won a hot dog eating contest, while vacationing with her parents in Kentucky, USA, at the age of 13. Irma secretly wants to become a vampire and spends a lot of time late at night searching online for a vampire to turn her. Anna Age: 23 Native Language: Ukrainian Occupation: Retired Go-Go dancer and Night Club promoter Reason for participating in RLC: Free room and board, meet new people, exploring the freedom of a life without responsibilities, piss off her parents, Personal History: Anna grew up in a wealthy home. Her parents forced her to study the arts, starting as soon as she could walk, she was enrolled in classes including ballet, piano, cello, (horse back) riding, and gymnastics, and tennis (to name a few). Spending more time with her tutors and personal trainers than her parents, she began to resent her upbringing and as soon as she was old enough, she moved out on her own to live an independent life away from her parents (although she didn't hesitate to bring her personal check book, which allowed her access to a very large portion of her parents money). Anna discovered a love for thigh high stiletto boots, spending almost her entire trust fund on every pair she could find, she soon found a way to make money wearing these boots, dancing in night clubs, and later began promoting special events as a way to support her boot wearing/buying addiction. Being a tall girl to begin with, the extra height added by a 6 inch stiletto heel caused some issues for Anna, the worse of which was the night she got her hair stuck in a light fixture causing a domino effect leading to the fire that burnt the club she was working at to burn to the ground. It was on this night, Anna removed her boots, and formally quit everything related to her night club related career. Over the next two years, Anna went back to her parents in order to enjoy a life with their money again, deciding to attempt going to University, dropping out 3 times before discovering a new way to anger her parents, taking a contract with a website called Reallifecams.com Interests/Hobby's: Selling off her extensive collection of go-go boots on Ebay, finding new and exciting ways to embarrass and upset her parents, watching (but not participating in) girl on girl activities, staying up/sleeping late, playing the trumpet, traveling to Spain every year to participate in the running of the bulls, watching American television while making up her own dialog. Interesting fact: Anna spent an entire summer working as a drug mule, when her parents had (temporarily) cut her off, in order to pay rent. Rumor has it she still holds the cartel record for most bags "carried" at once. At one point in her life Anna seriously considered pursuing a career in the WNBA, but gave up on it when she found out she would have to maintain a normal sleeping schedule. Ilona A.K.A. I-lona Age: Actual Age Unknown (estimated to be 21) Native Language: Ukrainian Occupation: Aspiring underwear model Reason for participating in RLC: It was either this, or be homeless Personal History: Not much is known about Ilona's past. She was raised by nuns in a convent, after being abandoned as a child. Her life in the convent is a mystery, nothing is known about this time until the very end, when she was thrown out for seducing a young nun into her bed just days after the young sister had taken her vows. Within days of her exit from the convent, Ilona was discovered by a modeling scout and offered a contract posing in sports bras and athletic underwear for an online catalog. While she is not the most successful, or highest paid underwear model, Ilona has maintained a career of regular modeling work, posing for seasonal catalogs (mostly spring and summer) for several online clothing retailers. Personal interests/Hobby's: Sleeping, heavy lap top usage, dancing, cooking, dancing naked, cooking naked, dancing naked while cooking, long bubble baths, sleeping, taking selfies, looking in mirrors, , dancing while looking in mirrors, being a tease, sleeping, spending the day in her underwear, camping, hiking, fishing, white water rafting, collecting obscure comic books, watching kitten videos on youtube Interesting fact{s}: Ilona's payment for her last modeling job was a year's worth of athletic bras and underwear, they never bothered telling her that it was 365 sets of the same bra and underwear. As unbelievable as it might be, Ilona is the only current RLC tenant that has never seen or touched a penis. Ok, so there's my bio page for the girls of the girls apartment. Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with for the different places, and I hope you all have fun with this... Up next: Leora and Paul.