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For those who missed it - Looks like that blonde guest was there just overnight. She got up very early this morning, packed her backpack and left.

Almost a definite No! I get the overall feeling that M&S know all along that Olive isn't there to do anything with them, and that the massages and shared baths are all tease for the cameras. She has shown NO intent whatsoever, even when she is on her own at night. And significantly, whenever M&S go off for some fun, Olive remains in the living room, she even turns up the music on the computer like she knows what is happening in the other room. It would be a dubious sudden change in behaviour if she got all "friendly" with them.

Take a look at the Replay bathroom thumbnails - Another "preamble" tease from the puppetmasters. Olive must have suddenly out of nowhere fallen for their charms.... I'm genuinely wondering now if she has indeed moved in with them. Been there over a month, showing no signs of leaving any time soon, and what better way to get the most watched apartment - get another woman in to "slowly seduce". I wouldn't put ANYTHING past them.

....And it does indeed look like i spoke too soon. A Masha & Olive shared bath, only this time Sasha just happens to help them wash? Hmm. Be prepared for tonight everyone, i'll be amazed if something doesn't happen of some kind - You can write this like a book. They are the Puppet Masters and we are the puppets.

What's the one thing a couple think when they get another women onto the bed for a massage? "Great, as soon as her back is done, we can go and watch TV"! Really M&S? Getting Sasha involved in the massage, dimming the lights etc, giving the impression "something" would happen - That desperate to see your cams shoot to the top of the thumbnail chart are we? They knew what they were doing, that was pre-planned, and i'm surprised Olive agreed to a "4 hander" - What, they didn't know this would work, i.e cam views? And what did it lead to? Nothing - quelle surprise! And why all leave the sofa bed to go to the bedroom, only to return to the sofa bed as soon as it finished? (No need to answer, it's clearly rhetorical). It's only my personal opinion of course, but to me it was done knowing it would work just for the views. They themselves most likely knew it wasn't going to lead to something, but the viewers didn't - And THAT is why people get pissed off - A feeling of being duped. I hope i'm not talking too soon here, if this goes further - That the "actually normal person" Olive is indeed there to be seduced - then all hope of real life has gone from that apartment, and as i hate fake stuff, that's one less viewer they'll have (bet they'll miss me!)

And as i write this, i see the incessant conspiracy theories continue in the chatbox.....yawn. That's why so many want it gone.

"Few of you need to change the Record and if you don't have PROOF keep your fucking mouth shut." Never a truer word said Scotsman84! Won't change though, that's the problem.

The phrase best to describe some reviews i see of what's been happening on RLC is "Wildly Exaggerated". So many times i've read the chatbox regarding something i watched myself earlier that i'm left thinking "I must have been watching a totally different apartment"....

"As for the chatbox and how crazy the discussions have become it quickly decides things for me. The constant drama, bullshit talk, day in and day out repeat bitching, disrespectful chatter, information as to the tenants outside personal activities and made up stories about the tenants really pisses me off"..... Totally agree with you Dougiestyle4u.

....And on this topic - Olive surely can't be staying much longer, it's been a full month now (Yes, it's really been that long), much longer than other guests. Unless she has temporarily moved in with them (!), she must be going back any time soon. Having said that, there's no sign of any packing of bags at all.

Very well said Sir! You're right. Others may disagree though....!! Olive is a normal person who can at times be seen nude in a friends home, that's all. To many, nudity isn't a big deal. And just because she allows someone to see her naked, or playfully flashes, it is NOT a come-on signal, nor is theirs towards her. A few back massages and a couple of shared baths are basically non-events. There have been plenty of times in the last 2 weeks for something, anything, to happen - And not one of them have even come close to making a move. So she clearly isn't there for that reason. It ain't happening! ....And Masha may easily have asked her to be nude, to help boost the cam views - Now THAT is a real possibility. They do know every trick in the book!

Not sure about Masha's new hair colour (!), but she's a great tenant - Sasha is so lucky!

Their frequent shows directly in front of the cams certainly suggests to me you are right on the second point. You can always tell when tenents are "directing" stuff towards the viewer.

Did you read about the death of the dyslexic rock star? He choked on his own Vimto.

Tell you what i find annoying - The fact they insist on placing "NEW!" next to an apartment, even when they've been there for weeks! With the turnover at the girls place, it means "NEW!" is there forever! IT DOESN'T MATTER!!

A guy goes to the doctor and waits for a receptionist. "Can i see a doctor please?" he asks. "Yes. What's the problem?" "It's a bit personal to be honest. Do i have to say?" "Well, i have to get an idea in case it's an emergency or just routine" "It's my dick" he continues. The receptionist looks shocked. "Sir, please, we have people who can hear you. Do you mind not using that kind of language?" "But you asked" "I'm sorry, i can't let you talk like that here". With that, he goes outside. A minute later, he returns. "Can i see a doctor please?" "Yes, what's the problem?" "It's my ear" "Ok. And what's wrong with your ear?" "I can't piss out of it".

Well, he certainly couldn't complain that he hadn't practiced enough !

I should apologize because to me i thought that all that Lev does is play his computer games. I was wrong. IT REALLY IS ALL HE DOES. NOT A FRIGGING OTHER THING.

And following on from what Scotman said above, i've actually seen a packet of peanuts that says on it "Warning - may contain nuts"

Definition of a Gift Voucher. Money that was good anywhere, and is now only good for one single place.

I keep seeing these commercials saying that i can win a fortune if i get injured at work. I'm not falling for that one.

A man goes into a bar for a drink. In the corner, he sees someone with a giant orange head, literally twice the size of a normal one, all glowing orange. Intrigued, he sits down at the table next to him. He eventually plucks up the courage to ask, "Pardon me, but do you mind if i ask something?" "Don't tell me - It's about this" he replied, pointing to his head. "Yes, er...." "It's ok, i get it a lot. I'll tell you" The man moves over to the same table. "It's the wildest tale. You ready? Last year, i went on holiday, and as i walked down a beach late at night, i saw a lamp sticking out of the sand, just like in the fairy tale. So i thought, i have to rub it, so i did, and a genie appeared!" The man was astonished. "No way, really?" "Yep, there he was. He granted me three wishes as well" "What did you ask for then?" "Well, the first was to be a multi millionaire. See that gold Rolls Royce outside? That's mine. See this solid gold watch? Worth half a million" The man was astonished. "Wow, that's amazing" "I know, it gets better. My second wish was to have the perfect woman. This is my wife coming in now". He looks up to see THE most beautiful woman. "You are so so lucky!!" "You bet i am!". The man was intrigued, this was the greatest story he'd ever heard. "So, go on!" "What about?" "What was the last wish" "Oh, i asked him could i have a massive orange head".

Maybe not the right area to mention this, but anyone else notice camera three in N&Ks is having constant problems? It will not load for me quite a few times over the last few weeks, and will then come back on all of a sudden. Lats night it was not loading and again today. Could even be just a faulty lead from the cam?

How do you turn a Duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until the Bill Withers.