Chucky

Mother.

Life.

More there than on my head lol

Grass Joint

In breaking news, Trump's personal library has burned down. The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished colouring the second one.

Impregnator

The fact that some of you think it's ok to give out information about the tenants is a disgrace and you should be reported and banned.

Manchester City.

A guy and a dog are sitting at a bar. Dog says to the guy, you think your wifes a bitch! My dad sent me to a psychiatrist for wearing his bra again. If a guy remembers the colour of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First! Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you're forgetting. What's the difference of Deer nuts and Beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.75, but Deer nuts are under a buck.

Goldfinger

Joint

Import

Yeah Nelly and Bog are the most "Real" out of them all.

Orgasm

Some funny stuff.