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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

My friend surprised me with a book called Roadkill Recipes. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I'm just not sure what to do with the bicycle.

Very true. Kitty & Quickie were pretty useless in that apartment as well. Maybe change of apartment location is needed and different age group. Time will tell.

Exactly. If it's not classified as "pornography" what is it then!

Wouldn't surprise me if it did take that long. Hopefully they have someone ready and waiting to move in.

They did when first moved in but gradually went downhill. Julia was not what you would call a "Good Fuck".

They done well to last as long as they did. Sure both them and RLC knew it was end of the line and time to move on.

Another non Russian apartment on it's away it seems, if so lets see how long it takes for RLC to move new tenants in. Might see some new ones just in time for Christmas.

Anyone calling her the "Queen" just makes you look more pathetic than you already are.

Guessing this went nowhere. Attributes needed have definitely gone down since this was posted.

No big loss really and should have been kicked out ages ago.

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Girls on chaturbate etc have had them a while, personally they just look stupid. But whatever tickles your fancy.

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goats milk. One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!" The second Arab nods, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Doctor: "Mrs. Apfelbaum, your husband is very sick." Wife: "Oh no. What is it?" Doctor: "He is sick of your shit!"

If you need to break up with somebody, the best place is McDonald's. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forkes, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.

My girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car. My girlfriend admitted to me she was once a Christian, so I immediately broke up with her. It may come across as judgemental, but really, I've only ever known and loved her as Christine.

A doctor tells a patient, "I've good and bad news for you. Which do you want first?" Patient, "Oh no. The bad news, please." Doctor, "It appears I have amputated the wrong foot, sorry." Patient, "And the good news?" Asks the shaken patient. Doctor grins, "There's a guy very interested in buying your shoes!"

People on this forum/chat are the last ones to call anyone "strange".

Haha. We all know that's never going to happen.

Never been interesting to begin with.

Not sure how or if they keep an eye on the apartments, but they like others clearly don't watch this apartment. No reason what so ever to watch or have them on the show.