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Scotsman84

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  1. Went to the doctor's last week, he said, "Have you had sex in the last seven days?"... I said, "No, my birthday's in August. Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do. It's a 10 minute walk from my house to the pub, but 30 minute walk back from the pub. The difference is staggering!
  2. Maybe next time could use the rolling pin for something else. LOL
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