Scotsman84

Adios.

A husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3am she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. " Do you realise what time it is? " she asked. He answered, " Don't get excited. I'm late because I bought something for the house." Immediately her attitude changed, and she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked, "What did you buy for the house, dear? " His answer was, " A round of drinks! "

Dasha.

LOL.