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Everything posted by Scotsman84
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Rick the stud. LOL
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Bet she can take a good pounding.
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Fan Page for Julia and Eric
Scotsman84 replied to StnCld316's topic in Julia & Eric (12/31/16 - 02/04/19)
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Masha, Sasha, Dasha Threesome.
Scotsman84 replied to Scotsman84's topic in Masha (10/13/15 - 08/22/24)
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Fan Page for Anabel and Efim
Scotsman84 replied to StnCld316's topic in Anabel & Efim (12/08/16 - 06/19/19)
Idiot is being far to nice mate. -
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Fan Page for Julia and Eric
Scotsman84 replied to StnCld316's topic in Julia & Eric (12/31/16 - 02/04/19)
She had to do something sooner or later or back to mommy and daddy for them both. Credit where credit is due good session. -
A drunken man staggers into a church and sits down in a confession box but says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, " No use knockin' mate - there's no paper in this one either."
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George and Harry out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean. After 37 hours in the air, George says, " Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are". Harry lets out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud cover. George says, " I still can't tell where we are, let's ask that guy on the ground." So Harry yells down at the man, " Hey, could you tell us where we are?" The man on the ground yells back, " You're in a balloon, 100 feet up in the air". George turns to Harry and says, " That man must be a lawyer". And Harry says, " How can you tell?" George says, " Because the advice he gave us was 100% accurate and totally useless". That's the end of the joke, but for you people who are worried about George and Harry: They end up in the drink, and make the front page of the New York Times: " Balloonists soaked by lawyer".
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1. Linda 2. Nelly 3. Stesha 4. Eva 5. Adeline 6. Angie ( . Y . ) 7. Martina 8. Jasmin 9. Maya 10. Adriana