Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weed-whacker.
Yo momma so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12hours - for a quote.
Yo momma is like the sun: Big, Round and hard to look at.
Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.
Yo momma so fat NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer.
Yo momma so fat Stephen Hawkins black hole theory is based on her asshole.