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Little Johnny comes home from Sunday School with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next Sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!" "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher Fainted.

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Topic for Kira. Place your Comments and Pictures for this Apartment.

Apartment Under Maintenance. Is there a Continuing RLC Chapter for Kitty and Smith or is it the End of the Line. Stay Tuned for Further Development.

Stifler has now moved in.

One would think after her New Found Pleasure with the Toy that she'd be doing it more often.

Please be respectful and only post positive comments. Welcome Chloe & Tyler.

Topic for Polly, Valery. Place your Comments and Pictures for this Apartment.

Once Kamila Masters giving a Spit Shine on the Johnson she'll be going places. At the Moment she has not done any Oral that I have seen.

There is some excitement with them. You just have to be watching at the right time.

They'll likely be here a Month.

Maybe once RLC gets Stesha & Marco's Vacated Apartment done Mira & Kai could possibly be going there.

Topic for Mary & George. Place your Comments and Pictures for this Apartment.

The Twilight Zone

They returned back to St. Petersburg, Russia. Last seen at Nelly & Bogdan's Apartment. If RLC is going to offer them in an Apartment it will most likely be in St. Petersburg. Stesha & Marco's place became Vacant recently. As soon as RLC gets the place fixed up they just might end up there.

Lily & Noah have left the VHTV Project. The Apartment is now Archived.

Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) "The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

Happy Gilmore (1996) Bob Barker - "The price is wrong, bitch."

Topic for Lola & Otto. Place your Comments & Pictures for this Apartment.

Lovers Quarrel with an Added Twist.

They are back Online again.

It seems the Apartment is off the Apartment Index. Candy & Dean are finished by the looks of it.