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Khloe Kardashian 1. The UGLY Kardashian sister. She is big, tall and has a big head Also a slutty alcoholic fat whore of a ex-con Khloe Kardashian is a loud disgusting whore with anger issues. She is a lush head with no talent whatsoever. She loves butting into other peoples business that doesn't concern her and needs some of her own. 2. a large and hideous humanoid monster Khloe Kardashian = Shrek 3. 1. The Kardashian with the most testosterone 2. The only Kardashian sister that you actually would lose points for boning 3. The missing link between ape and man 4. What a hairless bigfoot would look like Guy 1: hey I boned Khloe Kardashian! Guy 2: Thats negitive 150,000 points man shes more manlier than your Dad!! #kardashian #he/she #he-bitch #bigfoot #ugly bitch #fugly Thanks Urban Dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Khloe+Kardashian

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I have 2.. Read at own risk... 1. Blue waffle Go to Google.com type in "Blue waffle" and then click the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Then you'll know what the fuck it means >.< 2. blumpkin The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump. Thanks Urban dictionary...

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or they sent in the men in spacesuits into the apartment to fumigate and clean up after there smelly arses.

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One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12" tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him "What the hell is that?" The guy next to him replies "He's a pianist!" to which the drunk replied "Horse shit, your pulling my leg!" So the guy next to him picks up the 12" man, grabs some books, and props the little man up to the piano. Sure enough, this little man started hammering out all the favourite tunes of the bars' patrons. Stunned, the drunk asks "That little guy is cool, where the hell did you get him?" The fella told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the alley, rubbed it until a genie appeared, and was granted one wish. All of a sudden the drunk hauls ass out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it. When all of a sudden a genie pops out and grants him one wish. In a slur, the drunk asks "I wish for a million bucks". All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead shitting all over him. Angrily, the drunk runs back inside, slams the door and begins cursing "You son of a bitch, I found that genie bottle and wished for a million bucks and all of a sudden there are a million ducks shitting all over my new suit". The fella started laughing and wildly exclaimed "You don't really think I wished for a 12" pianist do you?"

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very high maintenance!!!! just watch more and you will find out that she is more interested in looking at the mirror than you, when you want anything she is not interested and seem not to realize you even live in the apartment.

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Hi all I think this is where this thread should be! In all the time I have watched rlc i can't understand why some residents have tan lines. This is more reference to girls like leora and Irma who will quite happily walk around the apartment nude with all of us watching yet they don't tan nude in the sunbed or at the nude beach.. I have never been to a nude beach but I would think that you have more eyes watching you on rlc than at a nude beach... What does everyone think??

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No.. Leora doesn't like too loose the queen status so she gets a lots more nude and 'playful' if threatened..