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Ok so I stole the title from the movie. So here's how you do it First. add an apt call it Lera and Alex now most member thinks this is a couple apt But HaHaHaHa the jokes on them because little do they know these two are brother and sister and if not at most friends this apt will stay empty most of the time. Second. now this is a good one bring back the girl apt  add one very tall girl with an hair trigger when she rubs one out. Now add an escort who spends more time gone than actually in the apt. Next add a very young and at best cute young lady that does what young ladies do dances around nude and stay glue to phone or laptop. Ok now we're cooking with Crisco. Third. Add a new apt but with a twist WAIT FOR IT Yes make this one premium and in the process add blur to the thumbs. fourth.  for some odd reason mostly all your tenants went from sex in the open to sex under cover. ok people i'm running out of chit help me out here someone do five  Ok I got five have cams mysteriously shut down as soon as couple go to bed. Ok who got 6

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Ok so I stole the title from the movie. So here's how you do it First. add an apt call it Lera and Alex now most member thinks this is a couple apt But HaHaHaHa the jokes on them because little do they know these two are brother and sister and if not at most friends this apt will stay empty most of the time. Second. now this is a good one bring back the girl apt  add one very tall girl with an hair trigger when she rubs one out. Now add an escort who spends more time gone than actually in the apt. Next add a very young and at best cute young lady that does what young ladies do dances around nude and stay glue to phone or laptop. Ok now we're cooking with Crisco. Third. Add a new apt but with a twist WAIT FOR IT Yes make this one premium and in the process add blur to the thumbs. fourth.  for some odd reason mostly all your tenants went from sex in the open to sex under cover. ok people i'm running out of chit help me out here someone do five  Ok I got five have cams mysteriously shut down as soon as couple go to bed. Ok who got 6

 

  SHIT, I thought this was a post about losing your 3rd leg MEMBER; Kinda the Lorena thing. FUCKED ME UP....

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Running any business is complex. RLC starts with a big hit against it - the abundance of free porn on the interweb. And it's got the problem of finding couples who are willing (at a minimum) to be seen nude - and at worst - having sex. I would imagine the supply is needed. As the rest it's money in v costs. I'm guessing the apartments are located in low cost parts of the world: ditto a lot of the attraction for the occupants is free food and lodgings.

 

RLC has apparently been going for several years now, so they've got something right. The questions is whether they can improve on what they're doing and whether they're making enough profit to do so. 

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Pushing the envelope slightly, but hey ho!?

 

6,Create a scenario of a 'Love Triangle' (or menage a trois for our european viewers)

Put together a gorgeous young woman with a fat, lazy slob & watch the punters go nuts!

Then bring in another attractive woman and be obscure as to her identity or why she is even there! Let the punters speculate for hours as to her identity, is she a sister to one of them, is she the slob's wife?

This woman will never be naked & will even shower fully clothed!

 

7,When this 'Love Triangle' (menage a trois) becomes tedious, throw some casual domestic violence into the mix. The punter's will click on the apartment to bear witness to the events, or for some sort of sadistic voyeuristic, car-crash type thing. (weirdo's), however this will drive the viewing figures through the roof! Also when the punter's voice their concerns via email, ignore those emails, they will discuss that at length as well! A win/win.

 

8,Encourage the tenants only to show nudity &/or sexual content on paid cams only! Do not do jack schnitt on free cams! If nudity or sex should happen on free-cams, switch the cams between day/night vision continuously , it will drive the freeloading scum nuts! Keep prices unrealistic high, so it appears that something special is going on and you are a lesser person & really missing out if you don't join.

Also punish anyone, anywhere that dares to post one of our images, even though it might encourage new members!

 

9,Tenants will be encouraged to argue, fall out, scream, shout & to throw their Teddy's out of their cot's every now & then! A 'storming out' or 'stomping-off' would be good, stay away for a few days, then return & immediately have 'make-up sex'! These 'fall out's will be on a strict rota system as C & M have used up this years allocation already!

 

10, Pet's. all apartments must have pets, (not fish) not only is it something to watch when nothing else is happening, but it will also trigger the motion sensors which will fool the punters into thinking that something is going on. The punters will then cycle through all the apartments in case they are missing something. This again, will drive up the viewing figures!

Add some Pet abuse into the mix every so often. Abandon a kitten for a few days, spank the mutt or throw a cat out of the window etc. This will also wind up the punters, and of course ,do not answer any emails of concern. (as above) They will discuss it more & check on the pet's well being, therefore another win/win!

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