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box_hunter Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book. The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?" The wife replied "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier". The husband said "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages. delta10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private" the officer said "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses". "Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!" CowArt and toolmaker123 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WITH WOMEN IN THE MODERN WORLD She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE she is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT She is not a BAD COOK she is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY she is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED She is not CONCEITED she is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES She does not GAIN WEIGHT she is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER She does not TEASE or FLIRT she engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION She is not DUMB she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY She is not TOO SKINNY she is SKELETALLY PROMINENT She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE she is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS she is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT She has not BEEN AROUND she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME she commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE She does not GO SHOPPING she is MALL FLUENT She is not an AIR HEAD she is REALITY IMPAIRED She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED She does not get FAT or CHUBBY she achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY She is not COLD or FRIGID she is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP she has reached COSMETIC SATURATION She does not NAG YOU she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE She does not want to be MARRIED she wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION Scotsman84 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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