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need a laugh when rlc is dead #1


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i thought i would start a topic so when we are bored and f*ck all is happening on rlc 

we can have a good laugh and share a few jokes with each other i know toolmaker123 likes to have a good laugh so add a funny joke ..jokes are to make us laugh not to upset  any one so if any one is a fended by any of them tough shit lol

 

i will start with a simple one lev ;D 

 

why is there no Chinese names in the telephone directory ?

 

there are to many wings and wongs some body could wing the wong number ;D 

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He was enlarging on the dangers of modern foods, and with a dramatic gesture he pointed a finger at a harassed-looking inoffensive listener: “What is it we all eat at some time or other, yet it’s the worst thing in the world for us? Do you know?†

It appeared the little man did know, for he replied in a husky whisper: “Wedding Cake.â€â€”Cooper’s Store News

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Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China? A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

 

Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? A: Cha Ching!

 

Q: How does every Chinese joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.

 

Q: Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo? A: It was Panda-monium.

 

Q: What has 2 wings and a halo? A: A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo? 

 

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