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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honourable sir,

You leave house.

I watch house.

He come to house. I watch.

He and she leave house. I follow.

He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.

I look in window.

He kiss she, she kiss he.

He strip she, she strip he.

He play with she, she play with he.

I play with me, I fall out tree.

I not see.

No Fee, Chen Lee.

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SCOTSMAN had been feeling down for a very long time 
 

So he finally decided to seek the aid of a 
psychiatrist.

He went there, laid on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the 

profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel 
better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his 
face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, 
"Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common 
among lifelong losers."
 

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