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Maria, a devout catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died. Maria passed away 2 weeks later. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked upward and said. " At last, they're finally together.

Her sister sitting in the front row said, " Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband or she and her second husband? "

The priest replied, " I mean her legs. "

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What do you call a fat psychic?  A four chin teller.

Relationships are like fat people.. Most of them don't work out.

My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore...  So I switched her digital scale from pounds to kilograms.

My wife told me to grow up..  I told her I would when she stopped growing sideways.

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