Scotsman84 Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Sore One. Create an account to see this content! Chucky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Maria, a devout catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died. Maria passed away 2 weeks later. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked upward and said. " At last, they're finally together. Her sister sitting in the front row said, " Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband or she and her second husband? " The priest replied, " I mean her legs. " Chucky and Alexander1951 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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toolmaker123 Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 On 3/1/2017 at 8:34 PM, Scotsman84 said: Create an account to see this content! Why are married women fat and single women skinny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolmaker123 Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Scotsman84 said: Create an account to see this content! RUBBBBY doooooooby doooooooo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 11 hours ago, toolmaker123 said: Why are married women fat and single women skinny? Because single woman go home, look in the fridge and go to bed... married women go home, look in the bed and go to the fridge!... Lol Chucky, toolmaker123 and Alexander1951 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. Relationships are like fat people.. Most of them don't work out. My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore... So I switched her digital scale from pounds to kilograms. My wife told me to grow up.. I told her I would when she stopped growing sideways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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