box_hunter Posted April 17, 2017 Posted April 17, 2017 At the cinema a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself. He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was fingering herself furiously. He moved to the next seat to her and offered his help. She welcomed his help, and so the man started fingering her like crazy. When he tired and withdrew his hand, he was surprised to see her go back to work on herself with both hands. Wasn't I good enough?" he asked sheepishly. "Great" she said "but these crabs are still itching!" Scotsman84 1
box_hunter Posted April 17, 2017 Posted April 17, 2017 A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not". Scotsman84, CowArt and delta10 3
Scotsman84 Posted April 17, 2017 Posted April 17, 2017 Not Mentioning any names... lol Create an account to see this content!
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box_hunter Posted April 18, 2017 Posted April 18, 2017 In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!" delta10 and CowArt 2
box_hunter Posted April 18, 2017 Posted April 18, 2017 Not so undercover Create an account to see this content! Scotsman84 and Alexander1951 2
box_hunter Posted April 18, 2017 Posted April 18, 2017 Someone has had a shit night on the town Create an account to see this content! Scotsman84 1
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