I'd like to point out that " beautiful" has U in it. But, ' quickie ' has U and I together." 

"Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!"  ( Why? ) " The sign says NO SMOKING....... and you are definitely SMOKIN!" 

wow did you justget a parking ticket ?  no well you sure have fine written all over you

man..do you fancy a fuck?

 

woman..no i dont

 

man..well would you mind lying down wile i have one

Me: Ay girl, did it hurt?

 

Girl: What are you doing in my house, and did what hurt?

 

Me: When you fell from heaven?

 

*Gets shot*

 

Police: Was it worth it?

 

Me: You better believe it was fucking worth it.

Man : Can you drive a truck ?

 

Girl : Of course i can !!!!

 

Man : Well Back up & take this load....

Spanner-face, when I look at you my nuts tighten. 

You work at a Post Office? Cause I saw you checking out my package

There are 8 planets in the universe , but only 7 after I destroy Uranus

I named my dick the truth , cause bitches can't handle it

You must be a bannana because i find you a peeling.  

Hey , wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till i Google all over your Facebook? 

I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight. 

Are you from Tenessee? Cause your the only Ten i see.  

Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.