Scotsman84 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I'd like to point out that " beautiful" has U in it. But, ' quickie ' has U and I together." porksword1, Capeguy, Max 2017 and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted July 19, 2016 Author Share Posted July 19, 2016 "Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!" ( Why? ) " The sign says NO SMOKING....... and you are definitely SMOKIN!" Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicechumley455 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 wow did you justget a parking ticket ? no well you sure have fine written all over you Scotsman84 and skippy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 man..do you fancy a fuck? woman..no i dont man..well would you mind lying down wile i have one Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imeanreally Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Me: Ay girl, did it hurt? Girl: What are you doing in my house, and did what hurt? Me: When you fell from heaven? *Gets shot* Police: Was it worth it? Me: You better believe it was fucking worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaster Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Man : Can you drive a truck ? Girl : Of course i can !!!! Man : Well Back up & take this load.... Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texl01 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Spanner-face, when I look at you my nuts tighten. skippy and porksword1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 You work at a Post Office? Cause I saw you checking out my package Scotsman84, skippy, Max 2017 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 There are 8 planets in the universe , but only 7 after I destroy Uranus Scotsman84, skippy and Max 2017 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I named my dick the truth , cause bitches can't handle it Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 You must be a bannana because i find you a peeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 Hey , wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till i Google all over your Facebook? Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight. Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 Are you from Tenessee? Cause your the only Ten i see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first. Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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