Scotsman84 Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 I'd like to point out that " beautiful" has U in it. But, ' quickie ' has U and I together." porksword1, Capeguy, skippy and 1 other 3 1 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 19, 2016 Author Posted July 19, 2016 "Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!" ( Why? ) " The sign says NO SMOKING....... and you are definitely SMOKIN!" Max 2017 1 Quote
nicechumley455 Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 wow did you justget a parking ticket ? no well you sure have fine written all over you skippy and Scotsman84 2 Quote
skippy Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 man..do you fancy a fuck? woman..no i dont man..well would you mind lying down wile i have one Max 2017 1 Quote
imeanreally Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 Me: Ay girl, did it hurt? Girl: What are you doing in my house, and did what hurt? Me: When you fell from heaven? *Gets shot* Police: Was it worth it? Me: You better believe it was fucking worth it. Quote
Blaster Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 Man : Can you drive a truck ? Girl : Of course i can !!!! Man : Well Back up & take this load.... Max 2017 1 Quote
texl01 Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 Spanner-face, when I look at you my nuts tighten. skippy and porksword1 2 Quote
Rob1 Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 You work at a Post Office? Cause I saw you checking out my package Scotsman84, Max 2017, skippy and 1 other 4 Quote
Rob1 Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 There are 8 planets in the universe , but only 7 after I destroy Uranus Scotsman84, skippy and Max 2017 3 Quote
Rob1 Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 I named my dick the truth , cause bitches can't handle it Scotsman84 1 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Posted July 20, 2016 You must be a bannana because i find you a peeling. Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Posted July 20, 2016 Hey , wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till i Google all over your Facebook? Max 2017 1 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Posted July 20, 2016 I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight. Max 2017 1 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Posted July 20, 2016 Are you from Tenessee? Cause your the only Ten i see. Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Posted July 20, 2016 Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first. Max 2017 1 Quote
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