box_hunter Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days, when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or a bus, and think to yourself "I'm gonna take that!" Johnny and delta10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 My friend surprised me with a book called Roadkill Recipes. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I'm just not sure what to do with the bicycle. Scotsman84 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit. Wazzer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 "You're da bomb!" No, you're da bomb!" In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument. Scotsman84, RUBBERMAN and Wazzer 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos. Wazzer, Scotsman84 and RUBBERMAN 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 You got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too. Maybe you read that wrong as well. You just went and back checked. You reread of all that. You have a pet wussy. You that read wrong You need mental help. RUBBERMAN, Wazzer and Scotsman84 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUBBERMAN Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 NEED A LAUGH WHEN ALL RLC IS DEAD FOR SURE, WATCH B1 AND B2 APARTMENTS!! Create an account to see this content! Johnny, Wazzer, Scotsman84 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 11 hours ago, RUBBERMAN said: NEED A LAUGH WHEN ALL RLC IS DEAD FOR SURE, WATCH by B1 AND B2 APARTMENTS!! Create an account to see this content! You love it really. LOL RUBBERMAN, Wazzer and Johnny 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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box_hunter Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Went to the gym earlier, while working out I noticed a hole in my trainer... just big enough to get my finger in. So anyway... she's made a formal complaint and now I'm banned for life. Johnny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Came out the gym the other day and a cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was." RUBBERMAN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 A mom calls out to her son, "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school." The son replies, "Mom, I don't want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!" The mom shouts back, "You should go because you're the principal!!" box_hunter, Scotsman84 and Wazzer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Husband: Knocks the door at midnight. Wife: Go back to where you came from! Husband: Open the door or I will throw myself in the pool! Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care? So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and throws it in the pool. !!!!..Scheweew..!!!! Wife hears and opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. The husband quickly sneaks into the house and locks the door. Wife: Open the door or I will shout!! Husband: Shout till all the neighbours wake up and come over here. Tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night with only panties and a bra! Scotsman84, delta10 and Wazzer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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