skippy

apple turnover

sky sports? i cant say i have seen any yet does it have any thing to do with sky diving? or paragliding lol just making sure you get a reply.sorry dont have sky ..

forgot the snake..sorry

i know there is alot of you will disagree .. maya and stepan.. stepan and maya.. last choice 4 cats 1 dog maya and stepan.. i just love watching the things they get up to.. if any one dissagrees shame on you..lol

i think you need to get out bit lol i am always playing with my bollox ..but dont mean i have cancer are you a surgeon by any chance? if so stop bringing your work home with you lol

its bogdans brother and bogden has shares in rlc lol

you learn some thing new every day.. i thought a penis was some one who played a piano lol

my head is hurting laughing at this one.. i bet you are a scream to go out for a drink with?

do you have a freind ? that could intraduse you to me

man..do you fancy a fuck? woman..no i dont man..well would you mind lying down wile i have one

teacher says to the class. what do you find on top of a church steeple. little girl says a weather cock miss . and why is it called a weather cock. little boy says if there was a cunt up there the wind would blow through it miss

i had a dog with no legs. and i called it woodbine.. i used to take it for a drag every night

i had a dog and i called it black smith.. because every time i kicked it it made a bolt for the door..

or joined a band lol

its a good job i am not a woman.then..it would take you a few weeks to count all mine.lol i am 70% coverd there is not a place i havent got one even got them in my ears .i will never forget that sound

how would that work? wouldent every body be arguing who was going to move the camera lol

its in tech board under samsung galaxy 11.1

i say boot leoras dog out .and send it back to yapan.thats all it does yap yap yap

shaka zulu let me be the first one to congratulate you.on becoming a modaraitor lol how come your name is sill orange and not blue lol

some body stole my post.. that is theft..shame on you lol

scotsman84 is being greedy . he allready has 2 leg ends .he walks on them or is it walks with them?

they would send them to voya villa lol. or better still send them to the apps they talk about then see what they have to say

when you see the pigs in the sky.. what is a leg end? is it the same as lev end? if so he will get gold for being a bell end..lol

i think we all know who the detective is...lol is it sherlock homes? or is it the pastry man?