skippy

i think we all know who the detective is...lol is it sherlock homes? or is it the pastry man?

its simple are you all stupid ? lol he means @?*&%^&*()_+-0.<>??@@&&** simples

depends where you come from ..you=re gay you&re gay you*re gay you know what he was saying just becouse you can spell dont make you any better than the next man..lol

i agree whith every thing you said.. even the pervs bit lol

thats an insult to a pig oink oink lol

no one .because its not going to happen lol

i thought i saw dasha buying a pair of shorts .. then i realized it wasunt as shes still got loads of life in the old ones yet.

why are you even on rlc or rlcf if all you have to do is moan lol change your name to moana lisa lol . any answers to all your why questions ask uncle bobz if he dont know no one will

a paranoid dyslexic man walks into a bra ..and says to the bar man i keep thinking i am following some one a dyslexic man went to a toga party dressed as a goat

haha been there before

i am not in to men so dont really care lol it would take him a week to shave all the hair off. he would need to hire a weed wacker lol

i would love to tell you ..but you might be an informer . for the new owners.lol

teacher says to the class take out your pencils children. ben says i have no f*cking pencils miss teacher says to ben. i have no pencils we have no pencils they have no pencils. ben says well who has all the f*cking pencils miss

he should know all the cracks..(pussys) and all the things that fill in the cracks (willys) lol

spent all my school life away from school. and most my adult life in her Majestys school lol so never got to learn where all the dots went and i am a bit to old to learn now so sorry if dots in wrong places or not there at all feel free to take any of these lol ...........................................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

teacher says to her class we are going to learn words from the alphabet . who can give me a word beginning with a little alfie stands up and says arse ole miss no dont be stupid alfie sue stans up and says apple miss very good sue now i want a word beginning with b little alfie stands up and says bollocks miss ..stop being such a rude boy alfie sue stands up again and says balloon miss well done sue . now give me a word beginning with c alfie stand up again and says cunt miss its got to cunt. she takes no notice of hi msue says college miss very good sue now a word beginning with d i know miss i know please let me tel you a word beginning with d she thinks for a moment .there cant be any bad things beginning with d.ok alfie give me a word beginning with d .alfie stands up and replied a dwarf miss with a big prick an hairy bollocks

how do you know lol have you made some before

sorry i dont know any thing about cricket lol

they are all to old to go to school..and regarding work would you employ any of them

does any body know anything about antiques ? only i found a tampax today and was wondering what period it came from

i thought i saw stepans name on a loaf of bread today then i noticed it said thick cut i have got to go to a schizophrenic meeting tomorrow. but i,m in two minds if i should go or not.

i cant say i have ever seen any of the tenants on a bike.. but there is one in c&s apartment in there bedroom

me and my wife went to the local d.i.y store last week to get some wood to make some shelves the man on the counter asked us what kind of wood we would like .which i replied it does not mater wood is wood. the man replied wood is wood but there is many types of wood there is hard wood soft wood we stock so many.what are you planing to do with the wood and i will tell you the best one to use .. its only for a few shelves.so i dont care what it is its all the same to me .the man looked really pissed off and said all wood is not the same i can tell you what kind of wood it is just by sniffing it .ok i replied i will come back later with some samples blind fold you and if you can tell me what kind of wood it is i will pay you twice the amount for my shelves but if you get one wrong i get my shelves free ..he agreed so i went away got some random pieces of wood ..went back to the store and said right put this blindfold on and i will put each piece under your nose so i put the first one under his nose . he took a big sniff and said thats a piece of oak he was rite so i let him sniff a few more and he got them rite aswell i thought i will not let him win this so i whispered to my wife lie on the counter and pull your knickers down i guided his nose to her pussy and told him to sniff he took a big sniff and said you might have got me here can you turn it over and let me sniff the other side.so i told my wife to role over he took another big sniff and said i am going to have to ges this one is it a shit house door made of kipper boxes. i got my shelves free

i have been crying reading reading these ..thanks .. i could read jokes all day love number 9

what nasty person put the s in lisp? and the s in scunthorp