skippy

i agree whith every thing you said.. even the pervs bit lol

thats an insult to a pig oink oink lol

no one .because its not going to happen  lol

Think i seen D&D at my local ASDA last week lol but couldn't understand a fucking word they were saying lol

i thought i saw dasha buying a pair of shorts .. then i realized it wasunt as shes still got loads of life in the old ones yet.

why are you even on rlc or rlcf if all you have to do is moan lol

change your name to moana lisa lol .

any answers to all your why questions ask uncle bobz if he dont know no one will

 a  paranoid dyslexic man walks into a bra ..and says to the bar man i keep thinking i am following some one

a dyslexic man went to a toga party dressed as a goat

Paul's Problem:

 

 

Paul and Leora are having sex.

    Fifteen minutes has passed, 30 minutes, then 45 minutes.

 

            Sweat is pouring off both of them.

 

Then Leora finally looks up at Paul and says, "What's the matter, honey, can't you think of anyone else, either?" 

haha been there before

i am not in to men so dont really care lol

it would take him a week to shave all the hair off. he would need to hire a weed wacker lol

i would love to tell you ..but you might be an informer . for the new owners.lol

teacher says to the class take out your pencils children.

ben says i have no f*cking pencils miss

teacher says to ben. i have no pencils  we have no pencils  they have no pencils.

ben says well who has all the f*cking pencils miss

Sorry but you can't compare RLC to Voyeur Villa lol there set up for different reasons... If you have been watching that long you should know the crack by now.

he should know all the cracks..(pussys) and all the things that fill in the cracks (willys) lol

Punctuationhelpsusbeabletounderstandthejokebetter whenitallrunstogetheritishardtounderstand understand? ?

spent all my school life away from school.

and most my adult life in her Majestys school lol so never got to learn where all the dots went and i am a bit to old to learn now so sorry if dots in wrong places or not there at all feel free to take any of these lol ...........................................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

teacher says to her class we are going to learn words from the alphabet .

who can give me a word beginning with a little alfie stands up and says arse ole miss no dont be stupid alfie sue stans up and says apple miss very good sue now i want a word beginning with b little alfie stands up and says bollocks miss ..stop being such a rude boy alfie sue stands up again and says balloon miss well done sue . now give me a word beginning with c alfie stand up again and says cunt miss its got to cunt. she takes no notice of hi msue says college miss very good sue now a word beginning with d i know miss i know please let me tel you a word beginning with d she thinks for a moment .there cant be any bad things beginning with d.ok alfie give me a word beginning with d .alfie stands up and replied a dwarf miss with a big prick an hairy bollocks   

YA fergot the string

how do you know lol have you made some before

sorry i dont know any thing about cricket lol

they are all to old to go to school..and regarding work would you employ any of them

does any body know anything about antiques ?

only i found a tampax today and was wondering what period it came from 

i thought i saw stepans name on a loaf of bread today

then i noticed it said thick cut

i have got to go to a schizophrenic meeting tomorrow. but i,m in two minds if i should go or not.

i cant say i have ever seen any of the tenants on a bike..

but there is one in c&s apartment in there bedroom

me and my wife went to the local d.i.y store last week to get some wood to make some shelves

the man on the counter asked us what kind of wood we would like .which i replied it does not mater wood is wood.

the man replied wood is wood but there is many types of wood there is hard wood soft wood we stock so many.what are you planing to do with the wood and i will tell you the best one to use ..

its only for a few shelves.so i dont care what it is its all the same to me .the man looked really pissed off and said all wood is not the same i can tell you

what kind of wood it is just by sniffing it .ok i replied i will come back later with some samples blind fold you and if you can tell me what kind of wood it is i will pay you twice the amount for my shelves but if you get one wrong i get my shelves free ..he agreed

so i went away got some random pieces of wood ..went back to the store and said right put this blindfold on and i will put each piece under your nose so i put the first one under his nose . he took a big sniff and said thats a piece of oak he was rite so i let him sniff a few more and he got them rite aswell i thought i will not let him win this so i whispered to my wife lie on the counter and pull your knickers down i guided his nose to her pussy and told him to sniff he took a big sniff and said you might have got me here can you turn it over and let me sniff the other side.so i told my wife to role over he took another big sniff and said i am going to have to ges this one is it a shit house door made of kipper boxes. i got my shelves free

Redneck Sex Test 

1. The clitoris is a type of flower. 

True or False 

2. A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit. 

True or False 

3. A Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. 

True or False 

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. 

True or False 

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. 

True or False 

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. 

True or False 

7. Semen is a term for sailors. 

True or False 

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. 

True or False 

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. 

True or False 

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. 

True or False 

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. 

True or False 

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. 

True or False 

13. Coitus is a musical instrument. 

True or False 

14. Foetus is a character on Gunsmoke. 

True or False 

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. 

True or False 

16. A condom is a large apartment complex. 

True or False 

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. 

True or False 

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. 

True or False 

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. 

True or False 

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. 

True or False 

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. 

True or False 

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. 

True or False 

23. Pornography is the business of making records. 

True or False 

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. 

True or False 

25. Oral Sex is when you sit and talk dirty to each other. 

True or False 

i have been crying reading reading these ..thanks .. i could read jokes all day love number 9

what nasty person put the s in lisp?

and the s in scunthorp

zoyas apartment so i could give lev a good slap

will be the view of adding a third camera in the bathroom, to the left of the screen, with views down the toilet bowl !!!

i think that camera angle would look shit and piss people off lol

did you here about the Chinese couple who had a black baby.

they named it sum ting wong

an Irish woman had twins..

her husband wanted to know who the other father was

how do you get an irish woman pregnant

the same way as any other woman lol

paddy thought sherlock homes was a block of flats