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CowArt

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  1. Okay, here we go then, we have to leave YouTube for a bit, they seem to have a policy regarding nudity:
  2. Educator... specialized in teaching RLCF members the alphabet.
  3. I'm loving this @dougiestyle4u, please keep them coming. I'll try to dig through my bookmarks tonight, there must be some good ones in there somewhere...
  4. Will do, boss... Nicole, your performance last night was amazing. Long slow tease, the doors to the closet opened... some clothes were taken out and carelessly thrown on the bed. Oh boy, this got my heart racing. Out came the big suitcase, you placed it near the bed. Your fingers gently caressed the suitcase, slowly undoing one lock, then the other, opening it, revealing it's awaiting insides. Could this be the moment we have all been waiting for? The first items of clothing went in, more followed, and more... more... even more... If the suitcase had a voice we would have heard it whispering "No, please, it's too much, you're gonna hurt me, it won't fit". But you didn't stop, had your way with it, kept stuffing it, pounding it, oh man it was so hot to watch. Thank you Nicole, I think I need a towel now.
  5. From a bit further up in this thread: My virtual card expired, so I found myself staring at fuzzy thumbnails last week. Created a new one with the same service, signed up for RLC again, and behold, no more fuzzy thumbnails and access to all rooms. So I can confirm that the "Virtual Net+"-card from Neteller still works with RLC, not just for renewal, but also for initial setup. And for the name on the card part: It's an online service, the name you enter on the account details will be the "name on card", there's no physical card, just a virtual card with a 16-digit card number, an expiration date and a CVC-code. Not sure how this will solve your initial problem with the transactions you want to "hide" though, you'd still have to transfer funds from somewhere, or perhaps you have a stack of bitcoins laying around you can use.
  6. Welcome back Stella, I can't wait to see your first dance in the livingroom, you are such an amazing dancer.
  7. A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says. "For what?" The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute." The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money." The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda -- look it up." She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary. The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It says, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves."
  8. One night, a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them, she immediately stop. "What are you doing, Mommy?" The mother is too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer: "Well Sweetie, sometimes daddy's tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out". The little girl replies, "Well Mommy, you really shouldn't bother with that." The mother has a confused look on her face, "Why do you say that, Sweetheart?" The little girl replies, "Because Mommy, every time you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up."
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