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As i said about the whole 'Leora still here' debate, it only takes one person in high-up power at the company to have a particular favorite, and they are given a free pass for as long as they want. Me thinks that this could be the reason behind the perennial K&K.

Interesting. But would it be a case of seeing the post "Welcome back...." in six months time? You know what the site is like with them, it seems to be cemented into law that K&K have to be on.

⬆️THIS 100% Plus, as an addition, you only need to look at the sheer size of what you could call the main GP place to realize how much money is behind this. It's like a mansion to many of us. It also shows that our opinions - i.e viewers - means absolutely nothing. They will continue with their own agenda regardless of how popular/unpopular tenants are. Fakeness and manipulation is everywhere now, whether on tv, in newspapers, or on *lc. We just have to accept it. At least we do have some power - the 'Off' switch.

Thanks, but i think my scripts would be rejected as they would include things that actually seem real....

Ok, so Masha comes home late one night with Demid, as they have nowhere to go, so decide to go in very quietly into the living room and start getting it on. As they increase the volume, Sasha comes in from the bedroom and has no idea who it is, but decides to join in anyway. Demid is unsure but is still up for it so waits his turn - Only for Dasha to walk down the hall to see what the commotion is. She grabs the first person she feels, who turns out to be Demid. They don't know it's each other again, despite them stopping every so often with a confused "Hey this feels familiar" look on their faces in the night vision. Then Dasha screams out in horror when she realizes it's her ex, which turns Masha on and makes her scream out in ecstasy, which in turn leads Sasha to turn on some terrible Euro Rave to cover the noise. This then leads to the cat running round the apartment scratching fuck out of every piece of furniture and knocking all the glasses off the kitchen panel onto the floor. At this point, the preening DG from jane and dick becomes aware of the action, jumps on the first flight, runs into the apartment out of breath and stands in front of the cameras on her tip toes taking selfies so that all eyes are on her instead. Then it all dies down at sunrise, everyone shakes hands and watches an episode of Friends with russian subtitles. Still not as ridiculous as the GPs eh?

Yeah, as much as i fancy Leora, she is so predictable, to the point where it almost looks like she feels that she has to do this daily now. It's on repeat, any time she does it it's the same as last.

Imagine them on vacation, in a swanky hotel room, after a night on the town, getting down to it on the sofa, when all of a sudden Bogdan stops, grabs her and drags her to the bathroom, shutting the door and carefully positioning her to face the bathroom wall to get the best angle. "Why do that?" "Shit, sorry. Force of habit"

They remind me very much of Nora - There to shepherd and nurture the newbies in, rather than being the show themselves anymore.

I myself am starting to think this whole "Split" story maybe a false dawn (and i don't mean that in a bad sense). Just because Masha supposedly told someone they weren't a couple anymore doesn't mean either will leave the apartment, they are all on too good a deal here - It also doesn't mean it was true anyway!! Plus, look how it's got people talking about them again! They can easily remain how they are, in fact, *LC would love that scenario - Where all three can have extra marital (for want of a better phrase) activity in the same place. Think of all the different potential partners! And, is this not the longest drawn out split in history? How long does someone who is leaving stay? Hmm.....Maybe this is indeed another bit of gamesmanship. Time will tell, but who would be shocked to find all three or at least M&S still in this apartment this time next year?

I thought things needed to change, not stay as they are....

Yes you're right, it does appear that there are some missing, looks like they were about 10th.

Brought an amazing woman back to mine last night. She whispered "Let's go upstairs", so i said "Ok, but listen, i'm on top". She giggled and said "Ok!" Hey, my bunk beds, my rules.

You know, maybe we are missing something here, with the questions about why she/they have lasted so long on rlc (They were the 2nd/3rd ever tenants i think?). Maybe she is one of the big bosses favorites. Hence why they've lasted so long. It could be as simple as that!

From recent scenes, i think 2 things will possibly be on the cards this year - IF Dasha leaves - M&S will stay put, return to their 'old' selves and it will be like the entire Dasha thing never even happened. IF Masha leaves - She will get another place elsewhere on rlc, and also be seen at certain other apartments (You know who). D&S will continue but all three will meet up before long (on cam of course). You wouldn't bet against either.

Samefakeshitdayafterdaywiththesameshillspaidtotakethispissoutofsubscriberswhichsomearehappytoacceptanywaysadlysoitwillcarryonandon. That's one word.

This has got to be the next one to go, him with his baseball cap permanently stuck to his head and her with the kiss to cam shows (since when did that get allowed, oh well, no one at HQ cares). Get a better couple in.

Nice.

If you do, then it will have to be - "PRETEND LESBIANS ON HOLIDAY" #1 "PRETEND LESBIANS ON HOLIDAY" #2 "PRETEND LESBIANS ON HOLIDAY" #3.......

Why do they always need people to stay in their place when they go away? Because someone else wants them too. Definitely vacations bring auditions for potential new tenants. Especially when it's always the same places (Bogdan, Masha) that have them there. That's no coincidence. Once again viewers are two steps ahead of those running it.

I like that line - "This is not pornography and you will not be acting". According to the official dictionary definition, pornography is - "Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement". Er.......

This was nothing compared to Adele from the original Barca apt (She was really popular by the way......Not). She would come in after 4 or 5 AM, night after night after dragging Danaya out with her, and stuff a huge bag full of McDonalds down in a matter of minutes. This was in comparison a cookie before bed!

Oh i agree - The moment it's truly over is when the message "Masha has left the project" is shown as a bulletin to everyone. And let's face it, regardless of who it is, it IS a huge step to leave such a swanky life, no money worries and all that. No wonder some cling on in there as long as they can!

This is ONLY about if Masha leaves - Which, at this point in time, is no guarantee. This could all change back to how it was pre-Dasha. BUT - I now wonder if M&S were splitting up anyway, hence the emergence of the tryst with Dasha? Were they already going to break up, and we just watched him get with a new partner in front of us? What was it with the constant flow of guests, were they there to distract from each other? It makes you think, and if i am right (Who out of any of us know really), then it would explain that all the threeway/swapping partners was all done for the cams as many thought in the first place. I.e, the 'break' has been extended for publicity purposes. And, it would not surprise me in the least if she is the one who keeps this apartment, not those 2.

I think they've shot themselves in the foot - By bringing in their proteges to help 'up the cash', only to watch those people then land a place of their own and go ahead of them in the ratings. In a sense they've taught them too much. Slowly and surely, this apartment and its inhabitants are fading. People have caught on. Finally.

2 Vegas circus midgets decided to have a night out on the town, and after a few beers, phoned an escort agency to arrange for a couple of hookers to come over to a cheap hotel. An hour later they were drinking with the women before going up to their rooms. One midget started getting it on with his hooker, but couldn't get aroused due to the alcohol. He tried and tried but to no avail. Eventually the hooker had to leave. Pissed off, he got into bed but was suddenly aware of a loud voice from next door, so he went and put his ear to the wall. "1,2 UHH" "1,2 OOHH" "1,2 AAHHH" "That damn bastard" he thought. "I'm alone and he's having the time of his life with her". The next morning at breakfast, both of them sat down to have coffee. "What happened with you?". "Ah damn, i couldn't get it up, waste of time, she left early". He sighed and said "But what about you eh? You had a great time by the sounds of it!" "What do you mean? I couldn't even get up onto the bed."