leon34
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leon34 reacted to mikeusa in Hot Desiree
desiree jill off on the sofa today i like her sexy curves
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leon34 reacted to mikeusa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
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leon34 reacted to mikeusa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
A super hot chick walks into her church and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest says, "Tell me dear, what's on your mind?" "Well Father, I am a sex addict, and lately I discovered that I like doing it with priests. I had sex with the one from the church two blocks from here, the one five blocks from here, and also the one from the church nearby." The priest says, "It's okay, just pray three times a day for one week and it will all be okay." As the girl tries to go out, the priest says, "Oh, and dont forget that I will always be here for you!"
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leon34 reacted to mikeusa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
A little boy walks into his parents' room while they're having sex. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" The mother explains, "Your daddy was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out." The boy says, "That's funny. Every time you leave for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up."
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leon34 reacted to mikeusa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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leon34 reacted to mikeusa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.
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leon34 reacted to mikeusa in Fan Page Luci and Kust
guy's this was luci and bea Idea that's why kust left them alone the massage bottle was all ready out on table when they was in the living room....but any way's it was hot i enjoy it
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