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Max 2017

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  1. A guy and his wife are watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, "This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!" "Good, " replied his wife. " Now you know how I always feel. " Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
  2. A little boy with diarrhea tells his mum that he needs Viagra. His mum asks, "Why on earth do you need that?!" The little boy says, "Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit doesn't get hard?"
  3. 1. What does the sign of a out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed. 2. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. 3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. 3. How is a girlfriend like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you. 4. What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
  4. She is like moldy bread, needs to be thrown out
  5. Chill out " Grandad " who died and made you police lol
  6. Why do so many of you get your knickers in a twist over drugs? These days it's part of life and happens all over the world. It's their life and probably makes most of them more fun anyway.
  7. Ice
  8. Agree. I don't watch them much as hardly anything happens, just a waste of time and money. I'm sure some enjoy seeing different girls going around nude or topless but after seeing that few times just gets boring. Having sex might be uncomfortable for some of them but most don't masturbate either. Just free holiday for most. Just my opinion.
  9. Should she not be gone??
  10. Farmer
  11. Like them both but prefer linda
  12. Hi everyone. Linda is my favourite and love watching her
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