Max 2017
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Christy Mack. -
Rum Go to the gym or go to the pub?
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Punisher: War Zone
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Yo momma so fat when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie. Yo momma so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed. Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Hillary Scott.
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialled 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button. Yo momma is so fat, the only way to get her out a phone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street. Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats. Yo momma is so ugly when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it. Yo momma is so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.
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Meet someone first to many psychos lol. Boat or plane?
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Oncornavirus.
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Yes, bus, train. Have you ever injured yourself masturbating?
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Lavell Crawford.
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Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?" So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook, and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't fuck."
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A man sitting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry, exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."
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Yo momma is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo momma so far, she was baptized at SeaWorld. Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey, you forgot the remote!"
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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