Lisa
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Yes I have a few. Would you make a sex tape?
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Yes when I was younger. Have you ever watched a friends sex tape?
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Bowling. Dresses or skirts?
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Yes. Have you been caught by the police having sex?
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Slightly overweight. Dom or sub?
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A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" " That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"
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A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman I she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids. Have good Friday all.
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A couple were married and following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there will be sex here at 7 o'clock every night.... whether you're here or not."
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CamCaps has a lot of very angry people, maybe not getting enough at home.
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Socks off. Drinks with your partner or drinks with your friends?
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Yes. Would you get in a relationship if they had kids?
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Sounds as if use had a good laugh together. Do many of them not come on anymore?
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Good to see we have new girls instead of bringing girls back again.
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