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Lisa

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  1. Lovehoney power play 10 function G-spot rabbit vibrator. Favourite room to have sex?
  2. No. But I would. Do you have sex toys?
  3. Yes. Banana, cucumber, carrot. Would you marry just for money?
  4. No. But few teachers I wouldn't of minded staying back with. Have you been naughty at cinema/restaurant?
  5. England not much warmer this time of year, we should all move to a nice warm island.
  6. Yes. Love it Have you had sex when staying over at friends/family?
  7. Not the best looking but does have nice cock.
  8. Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? Castrated. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  9. Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the others goat and today they were meeting for lunch. Nina noticed that Rosie was walking funny and asked what the problem was. Rosie replied, "Oh nothing. It's just my husband is so big I just can't take it." Nina replied, "I know, I know."
  10. No. Nelly and Bogdan and Linda and Tibor are much more fun and interesting to watch.
  11. A woman gives birth to a baby and afterwards the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child..." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! it's a hermaphrodite." The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, What's that?" The doctor replies, " It has both features of a male and a female." The woman looks relieved. " What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"
  12. Cucumber Favourite sex position?
  13. More to RLC than two apartments. Most of the time they are out or doing nothing anyway.
  14. Anything more than a handful is a waste
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