Lisa

Yes. Have you ever woken the neighbours being so loud?

No way. Have you read 50 shades of grey? (if so did it turn you on?)

Spender. Love shopping Dom or sub?

A blonde walks into an appliance store, she goes to the cashier and says, "I'd like to buy that television". The cashier replies, "We don't sell to blondes". Furious, the blonde storms out of the store. The next day the blonde goes back to the store but with a black wig on. She goes to the same cashier and says, "I'd like to buy that television". The cashier replies, "We don't sell to blondes". Confused and angry the blonde says to him, "How do you know I'm blonde? I have a black wig on!" The cashier replies, "Because that's a microwave, not a television".

Justin Trousersnake.

Scarlett Johansson.

Pedicure. Red underwear or black underwear?

EuroTrip.

Quilt.

Door.

Fear.

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time." Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash." A woman goes into a hardware store. "May I help you ma'am?" "Yes, please, I need a three inch door hinge." "Do you wanna screw for it?" "No thanks," she responds, "but I'll blow you for that clock radio over there."

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? 1) MENstruation 2) MENopause 3) MENtal breakdown 4) GUYnecology 5) HIMmorrhoids.

Non-religious. Nurse uniform or maid uniform?

Camera

Cucumber. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked?

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts,"Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

She is just an attention seeker and loves herself. But you can say that about a few of them especially the females.

Eric needs to find someone naughtier that actually wants to have sex.

Has to begin with B.

Stubble.

Unfaithful.

Thirteen.

Yes. Love that. Would you do a skydive nude?

Ok will let you guys know.